dvig.

wtf do you mean tomodachi life and rhythm heaven still exists in the year of our lord 2025/2026

FromSoftware and the Reformed Orthodox Rabbi Bill Clinton

Correction; two months, but honestly I can't be bothered to give a shit about that factual error lmao

Y'know the fact we're probably about to reach 20mil fairly soon is kinda insane given the fact we only reached 10mil about a month ago

Guess we're about to reach critical mass
(counter is bcounter.nat.vg btw)

...well, that happened.

angery

THIS. IS. NOT. A. DRILL. OG is coming BACK and is here to stay. Relive Battle Royale from the start and explore the OG map, collect OG loot, and relive OG seasons. Drop back in on December 6.

...here we go again.

Map of Washington state, Oregon and California breaking off the continent and floating off into the Pacific

San Andreas Earthquake Welcome to Launch West Coast Off to Sea Anytime Now: bit.ly/4fwhVsg

mfw bo6 2xp weekend and fn remix ch 2 in the same weekend omfg

So apparently I guess Fortnite's doing another rewind event. I don't really have as much interest in Fortnite as much as last year but I might give it a shot.

...
Might.

REPLACING ICE SPICE IS... the no-show notice I put on my front door for this year's Halloween.

I couldn't even think of a joke candidate much like how I couldn't be bothered to setup for Halloween.

DUDE!!!

At this point the only thing really carrying the PS5 for me is Astro Bot - sure there's also FF7 Rebirth but I could never really get myself to commit to those kind of games lmao

Marvel’s Spider-Man 2 arrives on PC January 2025

Oh.

Nice, more games for more platforms, but it makes me ask - what's the point of the PS5 then?

Bear running upright across a trail in the view of a bus window. A white caption bar above the image reads "Freddy Fastbear I think:"

EARLIER…

sorry, plinko machine broke

Apple Watch interface with balloons flying over it.

Notification that shows balloons to the left, to the right is text that reads "Happy Birthday, David!"

Ah.

It is always morally correct to pirate Adobe software

Do you remember?

Macro image of the Apple Watch Series 10 box - it reads 🍎 WATCH

“Rabbids” character in a navy blue suit and red tie, next to a line chart. The text below reads “Financial crisis”

Cake(TM) Day’s in five days, so I guess why not.

For context, the watch I was running is about 5 years old and is officially unsupported by Apple, sooo…¯\_(ツ)_/¯

First 30%. Fairly late, but it's something.

(Early 2022 video) Miles Morales is a very stable game

The PlayStation 5 Pro costs 700 USD - just for marginally better graphics.

Another reminder that this comes with no vertical stand, and not even an actual functional disc drive.

I don't think I want to know what next-generation consoles will cost let alone their mid-generation refreshes... 😵‍💫

Eh, what the heck.

Twitter pre-Musk: Hellish, but bearable
Twitter post-Musk: Oops! All Nazis

PlayStation article describing the closure of Concord. Key component of the article is as follows: "However, while many qualities of the experience resonated with players, we also recognize that other aspects of the game and our initial launch didn’t land the way we’d intended. Therefore, at this time, we have decided to take the game offline beginning September 6, 2024, and explore options, including those that will better reach our players. While we determine the best path ahead, Concord sales will cease immediately and we will begin to offer a full refund for all gamers who have purchased the game for PS5 or PC."

Breaking news: PlayStation Studios learns that people, in fact, don't actually want Concord. More at 11

Ugh, just got demoralized to hell and back earlier today

I guess back to Signal just like most of 2023?

The Control Panel from Windows 7 designed to take on the current design of Windows 11.

In Windows, nothing ever truly gets deprecated.

when the potato corner

Blogpost from The Fortnite Team: Items in future Fortnite Battle Passes might be offered for purchase in the Fortnite Shop after 18 or more months from the Battle Pass’ expiration. A Battle Pass item may include a different number of its alt Styles each time it comes to the Shop. This change lets us continue investing in new and exciting Battle Pass rewards while enabling players down the road to also enjoy the content, including Outfits based on popular licensed characters. Battle Pass benefits stay the same: pages of unlockable rewards you can use across one or more Fortnite experiences. You’ll still be able to progress in the Battle Pass by playing any experience that grants XP!

Holy crap