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I'm finding out a lot of what I already knew.

Probably a lot of us, actually.

I support October supremacy. 🍂🎃🦇 orz

If you're not American and feel bad because you don't know which states are which, rest assured that we don't know either.

I stg, at least 75% of goal achievement is separating actual obstacles from things that are just someone's fucking opinion.

Love my built-in sunshade. 😉

I assume aggressive use of the block button, but I feel with the amount of that site you'd have to censor via blocking, you might as well just be on Bluesky.

Pokemon suggest: Orbodoro. Literally just one of those Japanese polished mud balls, but it has eyes and a mouth and can use Rock Slide.

a cartoon of snow white from snow white and the seven dwarfs is standing in a forest . ALT: a cartoon of snow white from snow white and the seven dwarfs is standing in a forest .

My housecat (who came from Outside) 5 seconds after running Outside:

Gotta get those Ghetsus posts in. 👌

I don't even know why I still have Discord. I don't even talk to anyone there. 😩

If I ever have kids, this is what they'll be burdened with when I die.

Me, looking at the Super7 Papa V action figure: I don't need this. Like, at some point, merch accumulation is just weird, right?

Me, remembering I probably passed "weird" with the glow in the dark Ghildo: ................ *add to cart* 😑

Ex-MAGAs will really go into communities that have been drastically and irreparably harmed by their actions and be like, "I said 'oopsie,' why are you still mad?"

callout @ my friends: stop being far away

Oh, good. I got my tax return. Too bad probably at least half of it will go to my hospital bill. 🙄

Separating MAGA from "non-MAGA" GOP is like differentiating between store brand and name brand. Same shit, different label.

Low gas prices were probably the only positive thing Trump had going for him. Like, regardless of whether or not he was responsible, you could make the statements, "Trump is president" and "gas is cheap" and let assumptions fall where they may. Then he quite literally blew all that up.

Iron Maiden has joined in on the phone ban policy and the Entitled Jackass crowd is already chiming in with the, "I pAiD fOr My TiCkEt! I cAn Do WhAt I wAnT!!" bullshit. 🙄

Sorry, but the ticket price only covers the cost of the show, not the cost to ruin the show for everyone else. Get a grip.

"I need him Biblically."

Well, the Bible says if you even look at someone with lust, you've already committed adultery, so I think you've probably got it covered, Biblically speaking.

I've had that same experience, but with ground oryx.

You're telling me I spent Tender Father's birthday the same way I spent my actual father's birthday: in the hospital with a kidney stone? I haven't talked to my dad in 8 years, but I guess this means TF is invited to Thanksgiving now. The Stone has spoken. 🤷‍♂️

Sorry, but that thing in the middle looks like what I clean out of my aquarium filter.

Stone forcibly removed and I am being discharged. 💪

I thought it was Norway's fault because of the Peace Prize thing.

Well, I've been admitted for the night and I'm on the list to have the stone manually removed tomorrow if I don't pass it by then.

It's a kidney stone, UTI AND ovarian cyst. 🙃

This might be the worst one I've ever had. I'm wailing in pain after the first dose of morphine didn't help and the fucking nurse comes in and tells me to keep it down.
Wow, sorry my excruciating agony is such a nuisance.