N. Malone

It's my birthday! 🎉

I turned 36 😊

Etani Book 9 is ready for launch in 6 days!

Pre-order now!

www.amazon.com/dp/B0DSCFCP9J

Found on Reddit.

Some people deserve prison.

Beans has decided that my going to the toilet alone is a grave offence, and will sit outside the door screaming at top volume until I let him in.

Was in the middle of refilling Beans' auto feeder and I turned around for like 30 seconds...
That little shit had his head in the container the second I looked away 🤣

He gets fed plenty, but you'd think he was starving!!

10 chapters out of 93 proofread for book 9!

Who's excited for the release on March 24th? 😁

What do you guys think? Should I change anything?

Current working draft of the paperback cover.

Thank you! That one has been a long time coming. Now I need to get my butt into gear and work on book 10.

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She's live!

www.amazon.com/dp/B0DSCFCP9J

Muahahahaha, it is ALIVE!!!

Almost. For preorder. Lol.

Beans after waking me up at 5am to play

Tried chicken onigiri for the first time today and it's so good
I wish we had more stores that sell them in Australia 😭

Having a cat really is just us spending half the day yelling out to each other from across the house so we know where the other is.

I'm super happy with how it turned out! Never made one before 😊

Wreath made of lamington fingers, cream, gummy mint leaves, and fruit that I made 😊

Someone buy my books or hire me to format your books, I need to pay for Beans' $2,000 dental vet bills 😭

Back home from the trip! And Beans is trying to eat the ties off my pants lol

We've reached Cairns.
It's fucking hot

Okay peeps!
I'm off until the 15th.

If you need to contact me for any reason, please be patient and I'll reply as soon as I can!

Gonna cost between $1500 and $1980 to get Beans' teeth sorted. At least one needs to be pulled 😔

Fucking hell

Apparently under my desk is the best place for naps, according to Beans

Saaaaaaaaam!!!

Beans attempted to have me imprisoned by the simple measure of refusing to let me get out of bed.
His cuteness was very effective

Omg this heat is killing me 😵

It's only just summer and it's already obscenely hot

First day working from home with Beans. This is how it's going.

He keeps hitting the back button on my mouse with his foot 🤣

It's been three years since Max died, and I'd almost forgotten what it's like to have a cat desperately need to follow you into the toilet.

Beans is taking his role of Senior Poop Supervisor very seriously.

I've officially moved out of my unit and got my Beans with me 😊

The truth of living with cats. And you always feel so bad 🤣

a tweet that has a picture of a calico cat sitting on a carpet with a very smushed head. The caption says “look at this photo of a cat taken in panorama I just saw on Facebook”

w i d e

Omg, my mum said that Beans comes running any time he hears my voice on speakerphone when I call... I can hear him meowing at the phone...

I can't handle how cute he is!!!!! 😭