Marta Segal Block

Spring dates, very springy!

Got an email today that said "As the excitement of the new year begins to settle ..." Are they living in a different "new year" than the rest of us?

Dear Chicago, I put my snow boots away yesterday. I'm sorry. I don't know what I was thinking.

Just made a joke about my height to a coworker but we are remote so she has no idea I’m short. So then I tried to explain it and it got worse. So now I think I should probably quit my job.

Someone was asking me about my porn name (first pet + street you grew up on) last night & I realized my son and daughter have the same one: Sammy Clarence. Think I can cross that worry of the list.

My father is 84 years old, with some cognition issues, and in a wheelchair. When I asked him what he did in PT he looked me straight in the eye and said, "Cartwheels, Marta." In case you're ever wondering where my attitude comes from.

Hey Chicago! Tired of feeling guilty because you don't want to drive to Oak Park to see me perform? Now you can see me in Chicago! Ticket info on flier.

Yes it's cold out and the world is depressing as hell. But you know what could help? Comedy. Come on out to @comedyplex.bsky.social tonight and let us help warm you up.

My daughter sent me this text during the Super Bowl last night. It has completely confirmed my decision to have kids and send them to college

Two shows coming up. 2025 got off to a crappy start in general and a slow start performance-wise for me, but maybe we're all turning a page? Wishful thinking?

There has never in history been a better-timed Girl Scout Cookie season. Tagalongs help.

Bluesky says because I liked 10 posts they now “know what I like.” If that’s true I feel like I wasted a lot of time in therapy

I just heard someone say something would be ready in “about 7 minutes.” I feel like “about” should be reserved for more standard times.

This seems like a good thing for my first post! Ticket info on flyer.