@simonearth.bsky.social
artist + actor in Texas https://simonearth.com/art/ CURRENT LISTINGS https://simonearth.etsy.com
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22.10.2025 21:09 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0it's a shame that most of art history's models' names havent been preserved
22.10.2025 20:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0can't think of many ways to get in front of this... has anyone asked Susan Collins to chime in she's probably disappointed
22.10.2025 18:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0thank you for suffering what must be a very tired joke, but an austin or san antonio show would be awesome
22.10.2025 16:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0(you might get your name mispronounced the farther south you go)
22.10.2025 15:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0if yall are ever crazy enough to do a show in Texas, please do!
22.10.2025 15:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0looking back on Tea Party protests, the only thing more pitiful than their numbers was the relentless fawning of our media
22.10.2025 14:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0slathered in pearls, this one
22.10.2025 12:36 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0please send this back, I ordered a bottle of HO2
21.10.2025 23:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Everyday I'm Koyaanisqati'n
21.10.2025 15:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Rick's show did more to profile and define fascism during 2024 than any US news network
21.10.2025 01:56 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0all we wanted was Pootie Tang 2
20.10.2025 22:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Oooo that looks perfect
20.10.2025 22:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'd trust em over NYT or WaPo at this point. Or NBC, MSNBC, CBS.
20.10.2025 22:25 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0dear sweet summer child @castingnetworks.bsky.social you really don't understand how utterly replaceable you are, do you
20.10.2025 19:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0there are no small roles, only teeny tiny actors
20.10.2025 18:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You may lose the dog vote for this
20.10.2025 18:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0could I hire you for some really really close actor headshots?
20.10.2025 18:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Here's a gift link to the New York Times' coverage of the initial Tea Party rallies in April 2009 which inspired the media to treat it like a massive movement.
Check out how tiny the crowds were:
Philly: 200
DC: "several hundred"
Boston: 500
Austin: 1,000
Houston: 2,000
Chip is a POS who loves to hear himself speak yet refuses to debate his opponents if they're women.
20.10.2025 16:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0ready? ready.
20.10.2025 12:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0making my coffee weak as hell to save money makes me inclined to drink less, thus saving more money. God is dead.
20.10.2025 11:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Getting the hell away from us, good for Voyager
20.10.2025 11:05 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0does he die in any of them, I wonder
20.10.2025 06:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0was it a french tackler?
20.10.2025 00:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I recall Central Park in fall
How you tore your dress, what a mess
boudoir sesh, sins of flesh
let the Foolish Games begin!
19.10.2025 23:53 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He looks terrible. Looks like his liver is gassed.
19.10.2025 19:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0probably took her to Burger King
19.10.2025 13:37 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0