DoorDash needs a button that I promise to use very judiciously that says ‘I really need this kebab asap’
29.05.2025 15:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Trump's right hand man (literally) just casually giving the Nazi salute... twice.
20.01.2025 21:05 — 👍 8457 🔁 2573 💬 958 📌 612
“I just had a fiddle with your special cranker. I hope that’s ok”
-studio conversations
But first, another gin.
10.01.2025 11:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There. That’s the dishwasher stacked and kitchen floor mopped. Now back to the packing.
10.01.2025 11:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I absolutely hate packing and I’m bad at it and why isn’t there some sort community program to come and just do it for me.
10.01.2025 11:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Nobody demands gender representation quite like cisgendered, middle-aged white men.
19.12.2024 07:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
And this is Kai, who is neither large nor son
09.12.2024 02:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This is Rory
09.12.2024 02:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Good searching
08.12.2024 21:59 — 👍 31 🔁 3 💬 4 📌 0“I’ll stop drinking if you let me run the Pentagon” is maybe the most alcoholic thing anyone has ever said
05.12.2024 02:38 — 👍 28137 🔁 5116 💬 302 📌 224I’m exhausted. I deserve a treat.
05.12.2024 10:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Apparently it's possible to hurt my esophagus by swallowing a small amount of water.
2024 really is the year that keeps giving.
Gremlins also.
02.12.2024 09:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy starting ‘Dogecast’ podcast about government cost-cutting By Isabel Keane Published Nov. 21, 2024,
Who’s ready for the worst podcast of all time
22.11.2024 02:39 — 👍 1681 🔁 208 💬 155 📌 251Toast is the best food.
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