Discreet Canuck

Calling it now that whether the Jays win or not, downtown Toronto tonight will be a drunk, straight, YT boy mess.

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Racialized lefties watching the YT lefties telling you which YT NDP candidate will solve the YT patriarchal constellation of oppression they face daily

YTness is a powerful drug and a lot of cis-YT gay man aren’t the larger target of their rhetoric - it’s Trans folks, racialized folks, immigrants, Muslims and poor folks - so they can be “debate it” and “they’re just words” because they aren’t the target/recipient of the violence.

How many younglings do you think you have to slay to level up? 🤣 #StarWars

With all the casting announcements, it’s only a matter of time…

#Jujubee #SpidermanBrandNewDay #DragRace #RPDR

Evergreen thought

I don’t know how I’m going to accomplish it but somehow, I’m going to get my third Scissor Sisters setlist tonight to add to the two I have from previous tours. #ScissorSisters

I just started this week’s Traitors and I can’t understand how Carolyn isn’t mad at all that Rob threw out her name at last week’s round table. Did it just not make the edit? #Traitors

I mean, those who know, know, but it’s something to see Queerty, a supposed queer news source, writing a “Yes, you should fuck fascists” piece. Not linked here for obvious reasons but just another reminder to folks in our communities to remember who folks are when they show you.

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It’s said that after the great poo-ling, the Beef Dip Bandit went to this queer beachside town in Spain #WhereInTheWorldIsTheBeefDeepBandit #BeefDip

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A real missed opportunity here as no one seems to be selling beef dip sandwiches at Beef Dip. Who doesn’t love a sandwich you can dunk in some au jus?!?! #BeefDip

We will find you, Beef Dip Bandit #BeefDip

I’m a cis ally so I’ve kept to only following the comments and not adding my voice but it’s hella sus. It’s hard to tell if a bad actor or actors took it over, if it’s one person presenting as a collective who’s in a spiral, or is truly a collective of Trans folks.

The real question for Beef Dip is will the bandit strike again? #StayVigilante #PoolWaterWatch #BeefDip2025

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POV: Me en route to Tim’s upon learning the Blueberry Fritter is back

Twinks getting ready for a circuit party: liquids, soups and less carbs in the run up

Bear types getting ready for Beef Dip: I just ate a super assorted sub with double meat and cheese

The self congratulatory patting on the back by some WWE fans for being anti-Hulk Hogan while literally supporting WWE which is run by abuse enablers/beneficiaries is something.

Being queer and online is not only about knowing your communities history but also being able to recognize the niche viral moments as well based on a single screenshot. 😂

The best. I love feeling a top’s balls slapping against me and then balls deep when he’s ready to go.

It’s always that push and pull between wanting to vid and just being in the moment.

Go on….

My campaign to get added to the bears of Bluesky list:

Please add me

Campaign over.

I really hope there’s some sort of Order 66 protocol for the Tesla Robot operators and when it’s triggered, it’s on - beat the rich.

Nice to see the Toronto Police using that $20 million budget increase this year to their already $1.1+ billion budget for things besides brutalizing anti-fascists protesting genocide and bull dozing homeless encampment after encampment.

Indica ftw when it comes to night time sessions

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Me after just finding out that it’s actually this week, and not last week, that a steady stream of Karens will be in Toronto for Taylor Swift’s Eras tour

My thicc self

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