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No sign of Jo Silvagni in the promos at Chemist Warehouse these days. I wonder why….

The big day has finally arrived. Let’s go Sainters let’s go!

Hint of Jean Cocteau in that.

Loveable Hugo Ekitike at a Vogue runway show with Anna goddamn Wintour. #YNWA

We went to see Charli’s film yesterday. So much fun. Kind of like a Gen Z Spinal Tap. Brilliant ending too.

I sometimes wish spammers would make just a little more effort.

Cameron Crowe on Lester Bangs: “always slinging opinions like a dart player who didn’t care if the darts ever hit the dartboard.”

At the local cinema for the matinee screening of the Charli XCX film. Not as busy as I thought it might be.

New Zealand's population is a little over 5 million. That's the same size as Melbs. How on earth can one agency get 86 finalists in a local award show? And how can they afford in excess of $40K + GST in entry fees?

Melbourne, Florida.

Your eyes are not deceiving you. Rio to start for Liverpool today. #YNWA #FACup

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Rachel Weisz for me. Young Leo Woodall for the wife. I know what we'll be watching tonite!

Sad to hear that Ted Emery has died. He truly left his mark on Aussie TV with the likes of Countdown, Fast Forward, Eric Bana Show, Full Frontal, Kath & Kim, just to name a few.

It’s another magpie morning at our house.

"After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say I want to see the manager." ~ William S Burroughs

I actually met Tss thru footy tipping. Ask him about Punchdrunk.

I know. And I don't hold it against you.

All the way from Cuba. Roberto Fonseca & his amazing band at the Melbourne Recital Centre tonite. Had the whole venue up ‘n dancing.

Lunch orders. Always felt exciting compared to yet another peanut butter sandwich.

Can't be many Hawkers over your way Fiona.

Just an FYI to get your footy tips in. The AFL season kicks off tonite!

No matter the situation, you can always rely on Private Eye magazine to absolutely nail it.

Always!

Cheap. Never a good sign when cost is prioritised over performance by a company.

“She was a nervous driver who hugged the steering wheel and seemed to be surveying all of the other cars as if looking for a sniper.” ~ Cameron Crowe on his mother

They say once Africa gets into your soul it never leaves. I don't know who 'they' are but they are right.

I spent my teenage years in apartheid Sth Africa. Awful experience. Swore never to return. Spent 2 weeks there a few years ago and discovered that Africa had seeped in to my soul. Loved it!

'He who fights with monsters should be careful lest he thereby become a monster' ~ Nietzsche

These two fellas seem like good blokes🙈