Please somebody give this old boy a happy home! I wish I could
05.03.2026 23:31 β π 2 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0Please somebody give this old boy a happy home! I wish I could
05.03.2026 23:31 β π 2 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0Just like the little ICE guy
05.03.2026 23:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Saying goodbye to the bird-legged hoe.
#SheShed
AT&T guy who inexplicably has a desk set up in the middle of the grocery store: HELLO SIR! Quick question! Who do you use for your phone service???
Me: SPECIAL FREDO TECHNIQUE!!! 100 CONSECUTIVE PUNCHES TO THE PEEENIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!!!!!!
A Beech tree I have enjoyed visiting regularly over the years, Exmoor.
#photography
#monochrome
#blackandwhite
#bnw
Wandering off trail
Laguna de Santa Rosa, Sonoma County, California
#flowers #bloomscroll #sonomacounty
DHS keeps the fuck plane. Lewandowski stays on it and he has to fuck. Markwayne's problem now.
05.03.2026 18:56 β π 3605 π 450 π¬ 26 π 31I'm worried when Kristi Noem finds out she's been fired she's going to become America's first obedience school shooter.
05.03.2026 19:38 β π 4245 π 643 π¬ 70 π 36
Oh good. The plumber who flooded my yard with sewage is now in charge of homeland security.
This world is a joke and the writers suck.
(knights in white satin voice) guys with nice asses
05.03.2026 02:59 β π 38 π 6 π¬ 1 π 1
Itβs looking increasingly likely that Kristi Noem and Lewandowski funneled almost 200 million in government money to a company that is run by her friend and that nobody can give an address for.
Oh, and it was 8 days old when it was awarded the contract.
Iβm short hungry, but I only have long hungry in the fridge π©π©π©
03.03.2026 21:35 β π 799 π 52 π¬ 75 π 11An Indian Airport official sign reading in English, "Eating Carpet Strictly Forbidden". Meanwhile in Hindi, it says βEating on the Floor Strictly Forbiddenβ
homophobia π
04.03.2026 18:01 β π 107 π 12 π¬ 1 π 0AOC: He impulsively went in on Venezuela. He impulsively went in on Iran. It led to increased global instability and every time heβs done that, it has been consistent with a spike in what is happening with the Epstein files. I think that he feels existentially tied to it.
05.03.2026 00:49 β π 14969 π 4293 π¬ 325 π 168Oh my god this meme started a fight on my Facebook page back in the day
05.03.2026 00:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0apparently tim sheehy (montana senator) just insured a marine who was protesting a hearing
04.03.2026 21:55 β π 120 π 50 π¬ 4 π 23Tim Walz: There are no Somalis in the Epstein files.
04.03.2026 16:04 β π 2417 π 472 π¬ 24 π 12
So close to the big payout of being too lazy to change my car clock last time change.
I get excited about the good stuff.
This is who will replace Crockett in the House
04.03.2026 03:20 β π 1986 π 300 π¬ 37 π 13There is one man holding back progress of the entire human species and I have to read about his neck rash
03.03.2026 04:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
So let me say thisβ¦ i donβt know if beef jerky expires
If it does Ollieβs does not care
a good basil wolverton cartoon about hurting people
01.03.2026 06:47 β π 36 π 5 π¬ 1 π 0This is just tectonicly well put
01.03.2026 06:52 β π 85 π 14 π¬ 2 π 0A cartoon drawing of 2 Pomeranian dogs carrying a banner that says "No War"
28.02.2026 15:05 β π 299 π 80 π¬ 0 π 1
This is amazing.
www.getyourfuckingmoneyback.com
Street scene with staircase to elevated railway above pavement
Stopped in Chicago on my way out west and back east on a Greyhound Ameripass trip in 1975.
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26.02.2026 21:45 β π 201 π 16 π¬ 6 π 1