JustJakel23

I asked if this was a Garfield.
But the post was deleted so I forget what I was asking about.
.... is it because I asked?
Not every cool cat wants to be a Garfield.

I am a Man the same way Spam is meat.
I mean, sure.
It fits the bill. It plays the part.
But then you get a whiff of that scent, check the ingredients.
It is then you realize
That even tho there IS meat,
No loving God would allow that to occur naturally.

So, sure!
I Am A "Man".
But am I really?

Sometimes I forget that I am funny.
Then I check bluesky.
And not only am I funny.
I remember why I don't have friends.

Hail Satan
& Punch A Nazi

So, Apparently I'm Engaged now... Yay! But also, like, wat?
But like, I'm not sad or upset.
But, like,
This is real?
.... Whoah

Is this a Garfield?

I'm sorry I got emo last night and posted lyrics out of context like it's Facebook in 2009.

"When you find yourself alone
I'll just say I told you so
You've always been and you will always be
Nothing more than a memory
And nothing at all to me"

"And oh my weary soul
We've met your kind before
Set fire to us all
And oh sweet providence
Come save us from ourselves
From Hell and consequence"

There is no greater sorrow than to recall happiness in times of misery

They say dress for the job you want.
Which is exactly why I have a hard time explaining my Garfield Fur Suit...

Skunks Are Just Stink Badgers.
And I think more people need to respect that

Is it just me, or is the current WWE multitude of storylines vaguely resembling some anime story arc shut?

HA! This explains EVERYTHING. Also, correct about woody but he was also who Mr. Cold contacted during the Mothman flap

valid lol

And again, you knowing who Indred Cold is only speaks volumes on your Mothman nerdery.
Which is a net positive in my book (cuz same) it just has to be said.
Points if you know how Woodrow Derenberger is to Indred Cold & how far they were from Point Pleasant WV

Okay, I need the Rhea Ripley V Stephanie Vaquer story line already.

Moths are the working class butterflies

And here is where I would put an ad IF I was sponsored...

"I'm done in the bathroom!"
I said aloud foolishly.
I would soon discover that I may have been done with the bathroom, but the bathroom was far from done with me.

Also, That Patreon AMA that I was way too busy to post on time should be up this weekend (May 6th, 7th, or 8th) on Patreon, a week ahead before it's on YouTube.

I have a habit of posting things here without context, thinking it's funny But it's not.
Last week I said something about "Sissification Binaural beat female orgasm" or some shit.
Right now I about posted
"lemony on my snicket until there is an unfortunate event"
I still posted it. But context.

All is well ☺️

My purpose in life
Is to make people question
Their Faith,
Their Sexuality,
& Their Sanity.
And I've gotten pretty good at it.

After APRIL 5TH,
This is where you can find most my updates.
You on my Patreon?
Updates Are Here.
You Sub on YouTube?
Updates Are Here.

That being said;
>New infodump comp on LILITH available to Paid Patrons,
>The March AMA is now Closed
> And The Lucifer Series Will be made Available to patrons.

NEW VIDEO!
Here's The Link
youtu.be/vGvplQlJ_5Q?...

Can't wait for my fawking internet to cooperate.

New video going up on YouTube later.
Once I get my internet to work

I couldn't spell your name until 11 minutes ago...
Also this made my day.

If you say Brady Szuhaj's name incorrectly in just the right way, you wind up getting "Shady Brujah". And I hope he knows that.
So I'm tagging him.
@bradyszuhaj.bsky.social