George Frankly!

“Piracy is the most effective form of artistic distribution these days. So be it.”

-Werner Herzog on NPR just now 🔥

All the dudes out there with two $1600/month loans on their lifted pickup trucks when gas hits $6/gal

Things I did in my first hour of RTCW:

Shot nazi - based

Shot nazi so he tumbled from balcony in comical fashion - based

Manipulated nazi AI so he ran off balcony himself - based

Broke into house occupied by nazi, ate nazi's hot meal - based, also delicious

Certified good game.

for reference i was watching a steven seagal movie at home

Please god let it finally start. I need something to feel whole again

Carmen Sandiego from the 90s cartoon

Happy International Women's Day to the original International Woman

"omg did you hear what they added to Criterion"

no but I can tell you what those fuckin cowards still *haven't*

using Archie Knuckles there opens up astonishing new possibilities, like Sonic & Knuckles & Ken Penders' Knuckles

remember, in the midwest they don't say "suck on deez nuts," they say "save big money at my nards"

A carded GI Joe Roadblock figure but instead of the GI Joe logo it says “BODY MASSAGE”. The figure is holding a long pair of pincers and his title is listed as Electrical Safety & Covert Masseuse

Same as Roadblock this is Mutt and his dog Junkyard. This card is titled “I’M A COMPUTER” and his title is K-9 and I.T. Bandwidth Specialist.

Quick toy show thread. Lots of fun stuff for sale and it was great to see so many families shopping together.

Starting things off with these Eric Fensler GI Joe PSA-inspired figures. I didn't know they existed but I'm really happy that they do! Porkchop Sandwiches!

So much online conservatism these days is just "I miss being a kid"

Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty (2001)

sent me fucking googling with your goddamn past tenses

Green N64 at night in the grass all lit up And a TV with the Mario 64 stretch face

are they gonna make Kristi Noem return her badge and uniform or is it no longer feasible to suction that shit out of her face

3ZOO

OOZE 3 CONFIRMED

MegaMan (Taylor's Version)

I’m trying to imagine what would happen if a Democratic senator literally broke a military veteran’s forearm, which appears to be what happens here.

shoutout to that time the creative director of warframe bodyslammed some rando on twitter bitching abt the game not being sexy enough

paved the way for f3ar

Alright time for the ritual. Time to post our favorite part

how does a normal person see a name like "Vienna Petites" and not assume it's cocktail wieners

I love these

there was a real philosophical conflict in control schemes in the first few years of dual analogs! are you moving the camera left, or turning your head left?

this comes at an excellent moment for me, because I've been replaying Wind Waker this week.

the camera control follows "move camera" rules and not "look this way" rules, and has no invert option!

I had to remap the emulator inputs... but now my directions are reversed when using the baton.