Lucky

got frustrated with an art thing a few months ago... and I just picked it up again and did the hard part. go me.

Dong is the only word that is both a penis and the sound a bell makes. Discuss.

Reconsidering my long term plans of building a cottage in the woods made of candy so I can lure in children to eat them.

Alphabetizing my strategy guide collection because I'm normal

I am going to be nice to myself

I can't lock in and it's killing me inside

I’m listening to everything

When white people do ayahuasca their trip should have ads

can you see me?

sometimes I just feel insane and like no one notices I even exist

Only burst into flames twice yesterday

You will know I’ve struck it rich by my posse of otters

on the other other hand I just rate beer for fun but tbh it could be non alcoholic and I wouldn't mind

on my third hand it's not even worth it to drink so I generally dont

on the other hand I can't get tipsy with friends at lil gatherings

on one hand it takes like 8 drinks to feel anything (I'm german)

it is both a blessing and a curse to be so unaffected by alcohol

if i text you at 4 am im not desperate i just woke up at 11 pm

Reading too much into things and referring to the postman as my best friend who brings me treasures

a redacted third thing

I WILL paint my toes kelly green though for the summer prob

I hardly ever wear shoes with laces though

got kelly green shoelaces and I'm wondering if this should be my brand

Egg now costs more than my life savings are worth

me every time I eat a diner waffle