Selph

King K Rool getting bigger and stronger.

On 8/8/18, Super Smash Brothers Ultimate revealed that King K Rool will be playable. After so many years of him being absent, the fans brought him back.

So it’s a perfect time to post this. Although he might be getting too big for Smash.

A phenomenal piece from the amazing @theredgoon.bsky.social

The next set is a core set, so mostly reprints.

But there's Goofy Movie cards among the 30 or so new ones...

worlds strongest beef-balloon

The dads have arrived.
#KaboomPandaCards

I've pulled so many full art Smeargles and a shiny Weavile GX but no lugia sjshdhshsjjaka

#KaboomPandaCards

My mood is hitting rock bottom again. Feeling bogged down useless and replaceable like a stupid little gross mc gross person.

Even if I know they're intrusive thoughts they still suuuuuck.

begging people to stop attributing basic gameplay concepts like slower action rpg combat to "soulslike gameplay"

at this rate nintendogs is going to be called a soulslike

Been busy working on commissions but wanted to show folks a quick mock up I did as a warm up! Was thinking about what that platformer could be about and thought the player could be a postman and the entire game is them having to go on this big dangerous journey for a single delivery haha.

a man sits in front of a campfire in the desert ALT: a man sits in front of a campfire in the desert

I miss Majula...

pocket Bowser who sits on your shoulder and gives you orders

Being heretical and posting a picture of my own koopa king on Bowser Day. Tbh they'd probably just play balloon burst and brag about who's is more durable.

#BaloomKoopaOC

anyway ignore me im just thinking out loud

One thing I find fascinating is how a lot of older men gravitate towards wider asses and hips, opposed to the traditionally masculine visage in their erotica, porn, etc.

There was an artist who drew lovely shapes and also incorporated inflation, but alas, they've since rescinded from the internet.

It sometimes makes me a little sad when some artists who draw this type of body shape prefer not to draw male-presenting characters. I'd never ask them to change their preferences, but sometimes you want your male character's body to be depicted with more androgyny or femininity.

I love it when fat on male presenting characters is drawn with feminine heft and curvature. Full chests, ample width, hips wide enough to do serious damage. I love all the ways fat can settle on the body and sculpt a silhouette, but I've always had a soft spot for big boys with wide hips and chests.

It's so windy my walking cane kept getting blown at an angle, and I nearly went on my neck lmao.

At this point it's basically a sexy kamen rider henshin.

Cigar shaped cartridge for pete etc...

Sazabi yeeeeeeeah

you ever just wanna stand somewhere rapidly squatting down and standing up again to the sound of loud ominous accordion music?

i just like boys who are monsterfuckers but also want to be the monster tbh

another type unlocked: fat guys who give off vibes they could end up being turned into a macro or kaiju and are way too into the idea

I want a fatboy so heavy that he shifts the tectonic plates when he sits on me

I want to overinflate them all.

Especially Onaka I have a crush on him >.>

TAKE MY REVOLUTIOOOOOOON

*spins spins spins*

rotates rapidly to the utena themesong

I mean both of those sound fun?

im so wet im gushing

Got an inflatable character/sona/oc?

Show em to me, I wanna see the blimps.

chokeslamming my depression like im emma frost on a dps

inflation kink but in a cosmic horror type way