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Checkmate, conservatives: If socialism is so unpopular then why do we all love Joyce Carol Oates publicly owning Elon Musk

11.11.2025 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait, hang on, is this me? I've seen maybe three movies this year, only finished one book, rolled credits on one game. Mostly been mainlining a bunch of difficult math instead. I need to change my ways 'lest I become Elon Musk but with way less money

11.11.2025 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

a friend of mine in antifa told me that antifa's headquarters is SHEIN and if the company fell the whole network would fall

10.10.2025 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 18874    πŸ” 2459    πŸ’¬ 326    πŸ“Œ 106

Really, happy with Taylor Swift's new album "Release The Epstein Files".

05.10.2025 09:50 β€” πŸ‘ 83    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
Digital illustration. On top of a grassy hill are a stack of dimensionally-rendered letters reading β€˜Maybe it’ll happen today’. A bunny and a squirrel and a bird and a butterfly are nearby. A little mouse is poking its head out of the’O’ in β€˜Today’. There are flowers and colorful mushrooms in the grass. A friendly orange sun in a blue sky with one puffy cloud is the background.

Digital illustration. On top of a grassy hill are a stack of dimensionally-rendered letters reading β€˜Maybe it’ll happen today’. A bunny and a squirrel and a bird and a butterfly are nearby. A little mouse is poking its head out of the’O’ in β€˜Today’. There are flowers and colorful mushrooms in the grass. A friendly orange sun in a blue sky with one puffy cloud is the background.

Digital illustration done in a rough comic ink style. A possum mother trundled along with four possum babies on her back. Each possum is speaking a string of connected speech balloons reading β€˜maybe it will happen today’.

Digital illustration done in a rough comic ink style. A possum mother trundled along with four possum babies on her back. Each possum is speaking a string of connected speech balloons reading β€˜maybe it will happen today’.

Digital illustration in ink and color style. A hippopotamus standing on a low hillock. He has the wings and engines of a biplane strapped to his flanks. The propellers are spinning and he's wearing goggles. Sitting on top of the upper wing in front of a control stick is a capybara wearing a white silk scarf that's flapping in th breeze, a leather old-timey aviator helmet and goggles. Just two aquatic mammals who are friends taking to the air. Arcing agains the blue sky and clouds of the background is lettering reading 'Maybe it will happen today'.

Digital illustration in ink and color style. A hippopotamus standing on a low hillock. He has the wings and engines of a biplane strapped to his flanks. The propellers are spinning and he's wearing goggles. Sitting on top of the upper wing in front of a control stick is a capybara wearing a white silk scarf that's flapping in th breeze, a leather old-timey aviator helmet and goggles. Just two aquatic mammals who are friends taking to the air. Arcing agains the blue sky and clouds of the background is lettering reading 'Maybe it will happen today'.

A digital illustration of a ribbon with a pronounced thickness curling back around on itself in space. On its outward facing areas are very three dimensional sans-serif letters extending off of it. The ribbon is colored in a gradient from a magenta-leaning pink at top to a bright teal at bottom. The faces of the letters are gradated pinks and their depths shift from another teal shade at top, through light greens, to yellow at the bottom. The lettering reads β€˜Maybe it will happen today’.

A digital illustration of a ribbon with a pronounced thickness curling back around on itself in space. On its outward facing areas are very three dimensional sans-serif letters extending off of it. The ribbon is colored in a gradient from a magenta-leaning pink at top to a bright teal at bottom. The faces of the letters are gradated pinks and their depths shift from another teal shade at top, through light greens, to yellow at the bottom. The lettering reads β€˜Maybe it will happen today’.

Hello, #portfolioday! I’ve drawn something with the same five words on it five days a week for 75 days and counting. Sounds like the kind of weirdo you’d want to hire for something, right? Right?

08.07.2025 13:35 β€” πŸ‘ 198    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 2
Post image 05.06.2025 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A relatively slender man at the same round-table event displaying a shockingly wide tie knot

A relatively slender man at the same round-table event displaying a shockingly wide tie knot

Immediately follow that whiplash with a hard-cut to this dude demonstrating why we can't all pull off a full windsor. Baby arm holding an apple type alpha chad energy swinging from this man's neck

05.06.2025 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Another man at the roundtable with a blue tie with a very small knot

Another man at the roundtable with a blue tie with a very small knot

Consider why these manly republican men tie these big knots and wear bold colors. It's machismo peacocking and they're following Trump's lead. Now, compare with the paltry beta male four-in-hand knot. The tie knot equivalent of a dog rolling onto its back and peeing a little to show submission

05.06.2025 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Trump sitting next to another man with a very similar tie that's better in every way

Trump sitting next to another man with a very similar tie that's better in every way

Who Wore It Best: Obvious Edition. Patrick Yoes has probably tied a Pratt knot, but might be a half-windsor. Nice rectangular knot that feels modern. The color is vibrant enough to be MAGA-coded but still reasonable. Imagine being the president and still getting tie-mogged like this. Pure cruelty.

05.06.2025 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Trump surrounded by other people wearing ties, his is the most vibrant and seems out of place.

Trump surrounded by other people wearing ties, his is the most vibrant and seems out of place.

Color comparison. Trump's tie looks like when you accidentally wear a piece of your cosplay to a funeral and realize that you stick out like a Bird of Paradise in a chicken coop. The important part here is that I would bet real-life money that Trump is wearing a polyester tie.

05.06.2025 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Photo from Trump's website selling a much nicer tie than he wears

Photo from Trump's website selling a much nicer tie than he wears

For comparison, this is the expensive Trump-brand tie (rebranded Vinyard Vines) he sells on his website. Look! See! Interlining! The fabric is thick! The knot has structure! Also, both are a vibrant red, but typically formal wear is a little more muted. Usually candy colors are on polyester hey wait

05.06.2025 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Trump with his little bitchass tie

Trump with his little bitchass tie

Trump ties a double-windsor knot. Typically this is a big bulky manly-man knot, but Trump's ties always tighten down really inexplicably thin. He claims that they're made out of fine silk, but typically anything above a Hot Topic quality tie will have thick interlining to provide structure.

05.06.2025 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Donald Trump on a windy day with his tie flying upwards over his shoulder. On the back of his tie a piece of scotch tape is clearly visible to hold the tails together.

Donald Trump on a windy day with his tie flying upwards over his shoulder. On the back of his tie a piece of scotch tape is clearly visible to hold the tails together.

Watching the delicate unspoken language of tie fashion evolving in the Trump era is fascinating. Trump, by all counts, has the worst fucking ties in the room. I don't care if he says they're made out of silk. Images following from the Police Roundtable about two hours ago.🧡

05.06.2025 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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