Checkmate, conservatives: If socialism is so unpopular then why do we all love Joyce Carol Oates publicly owning Elon Musk
11.11.2025 17:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@penny-whistler.bsky.social
Checkmate, conservatives: If socialism is so unpopular then why do we all love Joyce Carol Oates publicly owning Elon Musk
11.11.2025 17:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Wait, hang on, is this me? I've seen maybe three movies this year, only finished one book, rolled credits on one game. Mostly been mainlining a bunch of difficult math instead. I need to change my ways 'lest I become Elon Musk but with way less money
11.11.2025 16:50 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0a friend of mine in antifa told me that antifa's headquarters is SHEIN and if the company fell the whole network would fall
10.10.2025 18:32 β π 18874 π 2459 π¬ 326 π 106Really, happy with Taylor Swift's new album "Release The Epstein Files".
05.10.2025 09:50 β π 83 π 12 π¬ 4 π 0Digital illustration. On top of a grassy hill are a stack of dimensionally-rendered letters reading βMaybe itβll happen todayβ. A bunny and a squirrel and a bird and a butterfly are nearby. A little mouse is poking its head out of theβOβ in βTodayβ. There are flowers and colorful mushrooms in the grass. A friendly orange sun in a blue sky with one puffy cloud is the background.
Digital illustration done in a rough comic ink style. A possum mother trundled along with four possum babies on her back. Each possum is speaking a string of connected speech balloons reading βmaybe it will happen todayβ.
Digital illustration in ink and color style. A hippopotamus standing on a low hillock. He has the wings and engines of a biplane strapped to his flanks. The propellers are spinning and he's wearing goggles. Sitting on top of the upper wing in front of a control stick is a capybara wearing a white silk scarf that's flapping in th breeze, a leather old-timey aviator helmet and goggles. Just two aquatic mammals who are friends taking to the air. Arcing agains the blue sky and clouds of the background is lettering reading 'Maybe it will happen today'.
A digital illustration of a ribbon with a pronounced thickness curling back around on itself in space. On its outward facing areas are very three dimensional sans-serif letters extending off of it. The ribbon is colored in a gradient from a magenta-leaning pink at top to a bright teal at bottom. The faces of the letters are gradated pinks and their depths shift from another teal shade at top, through light greens, to yellow at the bottom. The lettering reads βMaybe it will happen todayβ.
Hello, #portfolioday! Iβve drawn something with the same five words on it five days a week for 75 days and counting. Sounds like the kind of weirdo youβd want to hire for something, right? Right?
08.07.2025 13:35 β π 198 π 41 π¬ 8 π 2A relatively slender man at the same round-table event displaying a shockingly wide tie knot
Immediately follow that whiplash with a hard-cut to this dude demonstrating why we can't all pull off a full windsor. Baby arm holding an apple type alpha chad energy swinging from this man's neck
05.06.2025 22:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Another man at the roundtable with a blue tie with a very small knot
Consider why these manly republican men tie these big knots and wear bold colors. It's machismo peacocking and they're following Trump's lead. Now, compare with the paltry beta male four-in-hand knot. The tie knot equivalent of a dog rolling onto its back and peeing a little to show submission
05.06.2025 22:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Trump sitting next to another man with a very similar tie that's better in every way
Who Wore It Best: Obvious Edition. Patrick Yoes has probably tied a Pratt knot, but might be a half-windsor. Nice rectangular knot that feels modern. The color is vibrant enough to be MAGA-coded but still reasonable. Imagine being the president and still getting tie-mogged like this. Pure cruelty.
05.06.2025 22:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Trump surrounded by other people wearing ties, his is the most vibrant and seems out of place.
Color comparison. Trump's tie looks like when you accidentally wear a piece of your cosplay to a funeral and realize that you stick out like a Bird of Paradise in a chicken coop. The important part here is that I would bet real-life money that Trump is wearing a polyester tie.
05.06.2025 22:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Photo from Trump's website selling a much nicer tie than he wears
For comparison, this is the expensive Trump-brand tie (rebranded Vinyard Vines) he sells on his website. Look! See! Interlining! The fabric is thick! The knot has structure! Also, both are a vibrant red, but typically formal wear is a little more muted. Usually candy colors are on polyester hey wait
05.06.2025 22:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Trump with his little bitchass tie
Trump ties a double-windsor knot. Typically this is a big bulky manly-man knot, but Trump's ties always tighten down really inexplicably thin. He claims that they're made out of fine silk, but typically anything above a Hot Topic quality tie will have thick interlining to provide structure.
05.06.2025 22:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Donald Trump on a windy day with his tie flying upwards over his shoulder. On the back of his tie a piece of scotch tape is clearly visible to hold the tails together.
Watching the delicate unspoken language of tie fashion evolving in the Trump era is fascinating. Trump, by all counts, has the worst fucking ties in the room. I don't care if he says they're made out of silk. Images following from the Police Roundtable about two hours ago.π§΅
05.06.2025 22:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0