Em ♑️

I came in after these people and I’m now leaving before them.
I know they’re HOT. I bet they start turning pink.

Listening to all the old farts in the DMV talking about how a woman said she was going to Mexico in a month and how “she’s really worried”.
“Yeah, I wouldn’t go anywhere”.
Rural yt people who’ve never gone anywhere failing to realize WE’RE THE BAD GUYS.

I’m at the DMV. Send fucking help.

Shia Labeouf beat FKA Twigs and was using make up on his meat to hide a STD that he gave to her. Dude is a lunatic

I’ve purchased the items to make chicken quesadillas at home instead of getting Taco Bell and it’s genuinely the most adult thing I’ve done in weeks.

WAKE IT UP!!!!

Ending the night with a 2500 word rough draft.
Chat, she’s a blogger

Saw the top five and rolls my eyes.
I need y’all to be serious.

Days gone without crying: 0

Happy Pisces season

Unfortunately (for all who care about me), I’m blogging again so I can whine about losing my cat unopposed.
In the 5 minutes that I’ve sat here dictating I reached 700 words…

Gang are y’all gonna judge me for just now getting into The X Files?

Thank you 😊

A brown woman, who’s likely the child of immigrants, saying that the country was ripped apart by DEI?
Incredible

This is my favorite thing to do. I put the bones in the freezer for broth making later. Keeps me in an endless loop of broth making, rotisserie chicken need, and— most importantly— SOUP HAVING. Lmfao

Are the yts gonna bitch, moan, and boycott this because “she’s not a redhead” or does it not matter?

You get it

Keep him in jail forever.

So when thousands of women (and children) were being duplicated--including in non-consensual AI porn--it was no big deal. But it took "only a 15-sec clip" of these two famous white men to draw outrage and fear. Gotcha. Cool cool.

Ended up on a call with some extended warranty bs because I thought it was the shop calling about my car. I decided to stay on the phone so I could tell them I’m not interested and get left alone later.
Let me tell you, the hate spending 20 minutes talking just for you to say no. Whole attitude.

a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of mountains ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of mountains

Trying to avoid being scammed by a new auto body shop by being the coolest person they’ve ever met
(Talked about roller derby and prosthetic eyes)

In fact, a brief survey of World History says the opposite 😔

The “reels” tab on instagram is truly filled with nothing but AI ads and Isr**l propaganda

I actually am the person who will withhold a “happy birthday” because I don’t like someone. There’s plenty of times where I forget because I’m having a busy day.
But with certain people**? Nah.

**family members I don’t like

Max will do shit in the most convoluted way possible and then get mad at me when I try to help him. Suffer then, damn.
I’ve never seen anyone have to “breath through it” while peeling hard boiled eggs.
(Probably because I know how to do it).

Israel used weapons in Gaza that made thousands of Palestinians evaporate US-made thermal weapons burning at 3,500C caused 2,842 people to "evaporate" in Gaza, Al Jazeera investigation finds.

“Four of my children just evaporated,” Badran said, holding back tears. “I looked for them a million times. Not a piece was left. Where did they go?”

There are no words to adequately describe the evil here.

As if goth doesn’t fall under the umbrella of alternative, and thus, counterculture. You can claim that the conservative lifestyle is counterculture all you want, but when our entire society is ruled by it….it is, in fact, the culture.
The existence of the Epstein files prove that, actually.

Everyday I wake up and I’m genuinely shocked at how dumb people are. Like, it’s jarring. Especially people who invent new meanings for shit just to fit their narrative. Like, goth conservatives. Spare me. Fuck off, poser.

The post was talking about how “all art is political” with a picture of Bad Bunny at the SuperBowl.
As if people don’t make art about their experiences, which is directly affected by the state of the world they’re living in and thus, politics.
These are the people with 6th grade reading levels.