Em ♑️

Hell on earth. Someone put him down already. We’re TIRED

I fully agree. Idk what’s going on but this tweet getting attention again after 9 months can’t be good.

LOVVEEEEE HER!

Showing my dad all the funny reels people send me about b*ating m*n and hearing him cackle because he knows I will because it’s literally his fault I’m like this.

I have, on more than one occasion, cursed J*hn F*tterman with the life ending strokes that took my grandparents.
If this man were to d*e on the same day that my granddaddy passed, 19 years later, I will be rejoicing tonight. Might fuck around and smoke a cigar in Frank’s honor.

I hope it k*lls him

This Mercury retrograde is actually so nasty and that’s coming from someone who has come to ignore them for the most part.

OutKast is inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame:

“We started in a little room. Great things start in little rooms”

To put this in scale, Elon Musk's salary from Tesla alone could fund the SNAP program for the entire country into 2034.

Day 3 of moving and organizing our new office space that isn’t even done being renovated yet. Mercury retrograde did its BIG ONE this time.

“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”

I don’t mean to be a hater, but even if I had kids I don’t think I’d put “mama” in any form in my bios on social media.
Maybe it’s because I’d never post them anyway.
Maybe it’s because the word “mama” annoys me.

Just saw a quadriplegic m*n rooting on ICE and thanking Tr*mp on IG.
Yes, he is white. Obviously.
The lack of survival skills is actually incredible

Zohran MamDADDY, ya feel me?

One thing about flying 6 times in the last month is that I’ve learned sitting next to the child on the flight is a guaranteed aisle seat. Mom takes middle, kid in the window.
I’m not scared of your rowdy child, Diva

Watched my best friend get married and now my opinions on weddings are changing 💔

The only thing more stressful than making a present last minute is carrying it through the airport. Now it has to survive my rough and tumble ass 😭😭😭😭

Nothing I hate more than knowing my text is being ignored.

And is!!! My boss has been threatening me with a raise for over a year. She’s more excited to pay me more money than I am to get it 😭❤️

Got even better at roller derby and passed my practical exam for my apprenticeship

Keep telling myself I don’t need a Letterboxd account but I lowkey just want one real bad.

Sam Reich at his Make Some Noise desk with the prompt "More" on the screen behind him, once and then a second time the font is bigger. A third photo where the prompt instead reads "Lactose intolerantly". A fourth photo that reads "more" with the biggest font..

live feed of me every time i eat ice cream

Your phone needs taken away or something 😭😂

Starve to death
Die from viruses and colds.
Die from diarrhea.
Die from a small cut getting infected.
Die from the cold.

Whole song lol

I was just listening to this 🔥

Stop posting AI videos!