JChaplinArt

Come see an art walk I’m participating in! This Friday at the Riviera in Palm Springs

Hey, I finished two more paintings from my bondage series!

Latest painting:

Time to make the donuts.

Check out my art! #JChaplinArt #queerart #gayart #maleart #GreekMyths #JudgementofParis

Yes, Friends, The Fall of Man™️ was attributed to Eve feeding Adam a dollop of his spunk after giving him a blowjob (or licking her fingers after giving him a handjob — scholars remain divided).

With the passing of the poster child of homophobia, I’m reminded of the time I picked up a copy of The Anita Bryant Story: The Threat of Militant Homosexuality.
In the book, she asserted that the Forbidden Fruit was not an actual fruit, but a polite metaphor for that which contains seed.
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Just a reminder that my Tarot cards are available at JChaplinArt.com !

Check out JChaplinArt.com to purchase my homoerotic tarot deck, the Modern Apollo! Sale through the 31st!

Hey, everyone! Give the gift of homoerotic divination to your loved ones this season! The Modern Apollo Tarot and all prints are 30% off through Dec 31st, using the code V121X3Z at checkout on my website, jchaplinart.com !

So, Pantone is suggesting we’ve had way too much excitement lately and it’s time to settle down.

Hey, homoerotic tarot cards are the perfect gift for simply everyone in your life. Check out jchaplinart.com !

I have two accounts (one racy, the other for everything else). It’s easy to switch between accounts.

All of these sound like Morrible & Glinda’s linguistications.

There is no ethical consumption under capitalism. Does that mean I get my nieces the Harry Potter swag they want? Does my *not* buying such things really put a dent in JKR’s billions? Do I try to explain the literary critical concept of “death of the author” to prepubescent girls?

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I made a connection!

I’m not validating self-deprecation. Plan A Instagram beauty is not the only beauty. We must embrace ourselves!

I bet if you posted naked pics on Bluesky, you
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At jchaplinart.com, you can see my Modern Apollo tarot deck! Pictured are some of the paintings used for the Minor Arcana. #homoerotic #queerart #gaypagan

It is so strange to me to see fellow Gen-Xers grouse about the word Queer — “I hate when the youth try to reclaim it, because back in my day it was a slur…”

At marches in the 80’s & 90’s, did you shout, “We’re here! We’re (mumble)! Get used to it!”?

You guys WERE with me at those marches, right?

So I followed a bunch of pundits and news as soon as I got on this site…and boy, this feed is depressing. My Threads feed, on the other hand, seems to be entirely composed of Agatha All Along hot takes.

One of my newer paintings! It’s a homoerotic reimagining of The Judgment of Paris
(100cm x 100cm, oil on canvas, 2024)

My Tarot cards are also available at Palm Springs Bottle Shop!

Come check out jchaplinart.com to see The Modern Apollo tarot!

Come see me and my art this Saturday!