Stephanie Campisi

I remain vindicated in my loathing of tech bros. I'm so sorry you went through that!

At least we've got the snail mail thing going!

Oh wow:

Halve it one more time just for good measure

(also, most authors are not seeing $30K advances)

if you are wondering why I write an ungodly number of books a year

The novel The Unfinished Business, showing a night-time cityscape with glowing windows. A girl looks out a top-storey window at some ghosts floating overhead

Did you know that you can get a fancy hardcover edition of The Unfinished Business? oOoOo

I have one on the way and will snap a pic when it comes in!

regal-house-publishing.mybigcommerce.com/the-unfinish...

#KidLit

Don't have it in me to do another social network. If we chit chat on here and you want to stay in touch in the event of a Bluesky implosion, feel free to send me an email.

now, now, I don't throw - I chuck

Finishing up line edits on Broomsticklers this week and, oh, this book is such a joy! Smiling along as I edit.

You guys.

At this point, I write almost exclusively for @certifiedforgot.bsky.social

So supporting them, however you're able, directly supports ME!

(and other people)

Please support an amazing indie site!

bookstores are getting increasingly conservative in their actual book buying numbers, so 1000% preorder that book you're excited about please. Every single copy helps.

(sometimes I am too Australian for this country)

I am truly astonished that there haven't been daily fist fights in Congress

The Zombies book was SO fun to write! I had an absolute blast! I'm not sure who the cover artist is yet - once I can credit them I'll do a proper cover announcement :)

Isn't it great! It's by CB Royal :) And thank you so much!

Oh no! (Awful to experience, but a great anecdote to work into a future story!)

A Jack Russell terrier who is white with brown eye patches looking very pleased with himself after his zoomie sesh on my zoom sesh

guess who got the zoomies during my presentation

oh no 🥲

I have absolutely pulled over to check that I didn't have a flat 😅 nope, just appalling road surfacing

Neighbours! I wrote The Unfinished Business there, and 10 Things I Hate About Zombies is set there as well :)

packet of Tim Tams that never runs out

Brr! (I lived in Portland OR and then SW Washington for a while - beautiful part of the world!)

It's the desert, so I'm used to it being a wee bit warm, but not for a little while!

A digital drawing of different food items with legs and faces, and the text "Eat your veggies (or they'll eat you)" underneath them. There is an egg character, a pumpkin, a carrot, a beet, some flowers, an onion, peas in a pod, and an apple guy.

EAT YOUR VEGGIES!! OR THEY WILL EAT YOU!!

(you can't spell veggie without eggie)

#art #illustration

Poppy in Broomsticklers (S&S Atheneum, 2027!)

🥲

Great pic!

Thoroughly enjoyed writing this. People should hire me to do more of this!

Brr, I've done my cold years, and I don't think my bones could take it again! (But I'll come for a visit in summer!)

Enjoy the (relative) heatwave!