Alejandra 🪶

If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Doctor Who", or "Transformers"

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\(•_•)  The Monster Mash
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(•_•)/  It was a graveyard smash
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(•_•)  They did the Mash
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√( (> It caught on in a flash
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Cartoon character looking at his phone...its Yakko, ok? Get off my back.

Do we have to be exactly the same today as all the other days? It's Halloween, you dry humping killjoy! Be a princess! Be a dinosaur! Be a...I dunno...not a nazi that's for fucking sure...but find some goddamned joy!

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If you see this, post four female characters you love

You can't satisfy me in bed,
you're not 7 pillows.

we used to have proper movies

Last name: De la Chingada, SSN: 99 and the 2000

your porn star name is your mother's maiden name and the last four digits of your SSN

Robert Reich The Shady World of Surveillance Pricing (Ft. Lina Khan)

A new report finds corporations like Kroger and McDonald's are using digital loyalty programs to track your data and potentially charge you more.

It's a tactic known as surveillance pricing.

Former FTC Chair Lina Khan explains. https://youtu.be/-cbtUYshYM8?si=GPRt5_WnLehnjgWR

Feed cleanser.

A coworker said I remind her of Ramona Quimby and that made my crazy heart swell.

a black and white photo of a man carrying a trunk up a set of stairs ALT: a black and white photo of a man carrying a trunk up a set of stairs

By myself!

I tired-flipped my new 70lb queen-sized memory foam mattress up three flights of stairs

Europa or Sleepwalk for your quinceañera grand entrance into the ballroom?

The inflatable frog has gone global. Today’s #NoKings #NoTyrants rallies in Japan, Australia, Spain, and Germany.

Ronald Reagan was pure garbage and citizens United destroyed the United States. Enough said.

Just did the most coquette thing: hit the biggest curb ever with the dumbest turn ever 🎀

This has been the Mondayest Tuesday ever.

Socialism in the USA only exists for farmers

my stalkers are starting to feel bad for me

People like my song but since the last time I released a song my producer died and I have no idea how to turn it into an actual track and also I'm sad.

support poetry bang a poet today

Wrong answers only

Quote post with a photo of YOUR president

I'll explain nothing until I see a warrant "officer"

ICE admits that up to 50% of arrests in its Chicago raids are "collateral.” These aren't statistics. They are parents taken from their children, neighbors taken from our communities. When does a "collateral" U.S. citizen child's trauma matter? This isn't law enforcement; it's a campaign of terror.

short hair, does care

Is that @mandoq.bsky.social ?🤣