Zeke Austin

Hold the fuck up! @danielsloss.bsky.social has entered the social! His mum Dr. Les Toft liked my tweet once on the Other Place.

If you want some critical comedy, do yourself a favour and watch his works. If i could teach a media literacy class, his sets would be a prime subject imo.

I'm tired of people defending their consumption of JK Rowling's works.
"Separate the art from the artist"
No. Fuck you. Not when we could spend our time and money on literally so many other things!
I will now be referring to overtly fascist artists' works as "Nazi war bonds," for clarity.

I'm gonna start a band (I'm not)
We're all masc/enby folk with tits
We will be (We won't):
The Busty Bastards

#pridemonth

Writing another parody song. Tonight's inspo: system of a down, BYOB.

Could you believe i made it more political than it already was?

At this rate, I've been 3/3 one full song written per day. Now I just need the instrumentals!

Any instrumental collaborators interested?

Another #parodysong written last night. This one was inspired by #AdamLambert - Aftermath, and online gaming with my #chosenfamily.

It's about #spreadingpositivity in game chat, so all you feel is love, love 🥰
An excerpt:

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Gonna tell ya, GG well played
In the after-match
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My #stand-up last night included my #impression of my #ex-husband. He's a good dude, really kind, and even paid for the #divorce.

He just left a really good impression.

Then I wish you all the confidence and happiness in the world! Your performances have awed and amazed and inspired me in my life and my writing.

Your #FreddieMercury was enlightened, and I cannot understand the hate.

#MrRobot was chilling, and the representation of *spoiler* was phenomenal 👌

I'm following #sethmacfarlane (SM) vs #treyparker & #mattstone (TM). The way I see it SM has the lead.

1. TM hate the cut-away gags, say they're unrelated to the scene. I have #ADHD and can see links SM saw.

2. TM #trans characters are bad. SM's are varied, progressive.

In this essay I will...

"There's nothing wrong with being wrong, but there's something wrong with staying wrong" - #DanielMuggleton on the topic of #pronouns and #genderequality.

They say don't meet your heroes, but I met this one; he is a true ally. I dream of riffing with him and #SteveHofstetter on stage someday

Oh shit watch out everyone, in response to this, JK's nostril flares alone might swallow the whole planet 🤣

Feel it? California burned, Biden busted out the marriage equality constitution DLC, and Trump sacked half his staff already. That's all pretty wild to me, and we're only in the prologue of the year!

Went to #Bansheesartspace for Open Mic last night to practice my #standupcomedy
Got to talk to people about what they enjoyed and what they didn't, and closed the night by drumming for some smoothe #Jazz somehow?
Haven't touched a kit in 20 years!
What an amazing night 💙

I wonder what "Life" insurance considers the starting age for a policy?

I mean, pregnant people who miscarry etc experience the grief, can they be compensated?

I just finished #writing my second #parodysong, it is adapted from Rocky - #thelonelyisland

Now, what the hell do i do with it? 😅

Agreed! Like I'm sure that's the job of marketing and publishing but it's getting washed out by all the al gore rhythms. 😅

Does #thelonelyisland need help to manage their website and wiki? Both are devastatingly incomplete 😢

Good morning #booksky

Just a friendly reminder that Audible, owned by Amazon/Bezos, supports the tech giant. Libro.fm offers an alternative, letting you buy audiobooks while supporting independent bookstores. Choose where your dollars go and align your listening with your values.

Ty for this i was just about to sign up to audible 💙

Claiming audiobooks "don't count" is ableist and stupid. Consume your content in the fashion most enjoyable and convenient. #booksky

Ok #booksky, let’s talk.

👎🏼Goodreads, owned by Amazon, fuels its monopoly on books.

👍🏼StoryGraph, a Black woman-owned platform, offers an ethical, ad-free alternative with mood-based recommendations, user control over data, and a focus on inclusivity. Support diversity over corporate power!

I just downloaded #StoryGraph. Is there any way to 'follow' an author? Adding an author's works to my lists is taking too long, I lost focus after adding just #PaulJennings Uncollection. I have #ADHD lol send help pls

I ruddy hell will not
#adhd

Okay let’s see how videos do on Bluesky. I’m curious, and also this is one of my favorite bookish videos to share. 😊 #booksky

I mean has anyone tried to Google something recently? If chatgpt provides references when asked, may be better than Google. Is bing still around?

As I changed from the lil screen to the mid screen, the power went out. The mid screen alas is a modern hellbeast, a sprinter. Why are none of our gadgets persistence predators? The future is stupid.

Photo of the rear windshield of a white Nissan Micra car, affixed to the glass is a Garfield plushie with suction caps on his feet.

Went gift shopping and bought myself a little reward. I'm in love ❤️