Dr. Worm

fuck

That's wild because in the pic they look SO large and shrouded in clouds

Here at the zoo we don't call them "cages". That's an Ape Hole

meal deal where you also get a rebuke snack and a twig-filled chastisement sandwich

The bread peeking out at the edges makes it look like a neat slice of a horse's hairy leg. And I like that

Ron Howard has a biopic problem Eden continues a streak of credulous historical films from Ron Howard with simple, digestible, shallow ideas.

www.avclub.com/ron-howard-b... ?

Uzumaki sausage

I'm walking around with like six on each leg

Get your damn gams off me you damn dirty ape!

Ook ah ah

(Although that's less a guarantee of its universal popularity and more an indicator of how keen I am to mash it into every disinterested bystanders hand)

Riddley Walker an absolute all-timer imo, possibly my most leant out and never got back-est book of all time

5'8" Cotton Hill

Fully resorted to using my shirt as a personal mopping rag. Damn just realised now I'm wearing it again on the bus

In your defence it was so hot

These fuckin whip what the hell

RIP to a young Ethan Hawke, climbed too high on the pipes

Oh man, stay safe. Prayers up that water does not enter you.

BLK XMAS billy woods, Bruiser Wolf, SadhuGold · GOLLIWOG · Song · 2025

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That's any book

Happy birrrrthday, happy birrrrthday.... hap py biiirrrrthdaaaay tooooo... yooooou

Current brainworm: Tom Waits singing "happy birthday to you"

I will never help youtube by answering one question

Just invented a new quick dinner I am calling "prison nachos"

To a wild and crazy guy like me they're actually the Normal Clown Posse

Texting my wife as I got off the bus and accidentally said "I love you" to the bus driver. A strong start to the weekend

Werner Herzog's recent autobiography read by Werner Herzog. Not sure I can even recommend the content, I am using it exclusively as sleepytime knockout gas and it gets an A+ in that context

Yyou definitely already know the answer to this sorry

rotating low poly Thinker if you go 30 seconds without triggering the pressure pad, this is a license to print money

Would it kill them to put screens up that play bowling alley style animations based on total weight