TripleTrouble

Wise wizard GILF who leads you through an epic quest:

Grandalf

Sign this waiver and we're on our way

god we want to taste slurm

We were sitting here typing up another lamentation and realized

Fuck Zori, it's the same thing here - if you just post sad things or look for comforts, then of course nobody is going to really or readily interact with you. We've really got to do better about posting more positivity.

Put them

In the Naughty Kitty Bathroom

This feels like a story we would like to hear

Posting hot yotes as sprays in TF2 to distract the horny Zillenials, best way to get kills. Very good, very distracting.

Proud of you, Hooks. 💜

We are bad at this???

You ever just feel a need to be so sqrkable and tight with air? Yeah, it does too.

Vanya - It/it's

You need to host a lurid talkshow, with soft guests and interviewing kinksters.

Start with Ry hot pants back there

Hallowombos

When your butt muscles ache in a good way and your back aches in a bad way, just a gym recovery day

This is super off topic but you sparked some lovely feelings cause that's our shapes in the flesh.

Granted that means that a Hydra is generally about 2x, 3x our actual height, so 12'4" or 20'...

We always have subtitles on if it's something we're actively watching, but we're a bit of an outlier with our auditory processing

You know if you really sit down and think about it
Being over 6ft means I need extra chest and hip mass to pull this hrt thing off
You all know what to do

If you don't have at least three names for your pet, we just don't understand what you're doing with your life.

We have got to get you some cowprint arm sleeves and some punky 'yeen accoutrements on top to hold them in place

Hello, we're mailmens, let us see too

You are somehow upbeat all the time we share spaces and company, we love hearing your laughter even as we tease you about how loud that hyena cackles 💜

Also such smart and plants and food...

You doing okay?

You need some boobs, you need some swollen bunny milkers, you need a big sippy from the fat titty????

Always knew you was a schmott guy

If only there was some kind of doohickey or thingamabob that could expedite matters...

Do. Do get started on those thoughts again.

I havent done an adopt in half a decade so i decided to try doing a cute pokemon adopt! Made this Perennial Florges and im super in love with it honestly!

ill have a comment down below this post where people can put bids on it!

We are seeing a basket that is Prime for Pickling...

Every time we see your soft it always gets us thinking about injecting directly into our tum too, like it's some magic doughy-softness cheat code

Get in, we're hitting the buffet(s) and then Torrid.

Kiss.

It's a thought that's going around, we don't even have a job to fantasize about jumping-ship and we wanna be a dairy cow

It's just speciesism that we can't