𝓚ˡᵃʳⁱᵒⁿ ᴛʜᴇ 𝖂𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍 𝕭𝖔𝖞

Inhales.

Blows up an orphanage. :)

//I'm just using Lady Death. She'll just nuke the entire world

//it's okay, guys. I'm using an apocalyptic level threat muse to protect batilda from future harm

//I've been playing trio of towns. What did I miss

//take all the time you need

//wild

//imagine he gets that patient partner who tell him his scars (emotional, mental, literally, etc) are normaland beautiful, and that it's okay if he has days where he wants to be anti-social

//just as I drop a sad klarion headcanon?

//friend would eventually either be killed by klarion or by another chaos lord, tbh

Ooh, I love those. So jealous

//man is literally bragging about how easily it is to manipulate Klarion here. I was glad when he got his end.

//literally used for theft and more mild child trafficking and he didn't know better. He was in a new world with things that made him feel happy. He deserved better

//and don't forget that seven soldiers Klarion canonically had trust issues! Women mistreating men in Limbo Town? Men turned into grundies to be slave labor? Klarion being hunted simply for being curious? Only to be misused by people who called him friend right after?

Look at my boy.

//Jason's type is fictional. Because he's in love with *insert book protagonist/antagonist here* and no one can compare

alive longer.

Now we're in an era where I don't feel nearly as hurt by their deaths. They always die young. It was fun while it lasted.

Modern day? No one wants to be my friend anymore because they see me as nothing but evil.

Sandwiches are good. I like turkey sandwiches.

play with! Oh, they just got murdered before my eyes! Now I'm being made to kill more friends only a couple of hundred years later. A few more thousand years? I'm used to it but it hurts.

Eventually getting to the era of being a selfish twat and bullying people I call friends because it keeps them

//Considering how they literally gave Child their power to try to get rid of him because he wasn't doing what they wanted? And he's been around for millions, if not billions, of years? Imagine if they killed his first couple batches of friends because oh my god these primitive humans are fun to

//Poor Jason. Unable to get a maiden or a bachelor

kill another friend?

Anyway, I had chicken Alfredo for dinner

//can you imagine how many friends Klarion has made that he grew really attached to only to have to kill them because other lords of chaos thought they made him weak? Only for him to grow so used to killing people on a whim because it was the only way to save him from the heartbreak of having to

Do you speak dog?

//just pop up like "oh yeah these are mine" and take them all back even if Jason wills them to someone else

//Dude, Klarion would probably give all these over without a care if Jason actually became his friend. Because he can always just take them back when Jason dies

Why would you name your dog Dog? That's stupid.

//wrong account but this

Teekl's my cat. And my best friend.

The requirements are typically not trying to kill me or Teekl. Or ruin my fun all the time.

I've also been trying to get rid of these original print Mark Twains. Not really a fan.

I do! Sometimes if I get a friend I really like, I'll let them have full access to it!

I also have some original signed Charles Dickens-

//Jason going feral over Klarion being a shit ♡