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When I remove my clown gf's bra for the 20th time only to reveal yet another even smaller bra

When I remove my clown gf's bra for the 20th time only to reveal yet another even smaller bra

28.02.2026 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 881    πŸ” 271    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 7
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Scam Alert

This is the second time this has almost happened to one of my clients (ych.commisshes and Furaffinity). Both times the attack vector is Discord.

For the safety of your clients please ensure them they know your Discord username or tell them how you will approach them.

01.03.2026 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A anthro pitbull in a bondage rope harness forced into a strappado position while being whipped in her feet. Weights hang from her nipples. A big ballgag stuffs her face, with a blindfold covering her eyes, and her nose ring being used as an achor point.

A anthro pitbull in a bondage rope harness forced into a strappado position while being whipped in her feet. Weights hang from her nipples. A big ballgag stuffs her face, with a blindfold covering her eyes, and her nose ring being used as an achor point.

A anthro pitbull in a bondage rope harness forced into a strappado position while being whipped in her feet. Weights hang from her nipples. A big ballgag stuffs her face, with a blindfold covering her eyes, and her nose ring being used as an achor point. More whip marks.

A anthro pitbull in a bondage rope harness forced into a strappado position while being whipped in her feet. Weights hang from her nipples. A big ballgag stuffs her face, with a blindfold covering her eyes, and her nose ring being used as an achor point. More whip marks.

Rebecca's over at Allison's again for another more hardcore session that her mistress and her mistress's mistress can't quite give her.

Don't worry. Allison gives good aftercare. She's a nurse.

01.03.2026 02:13 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Please join a local group. Please go outside and organize. I know a lot of you do but if you haven't yet this is your sign. Your life and the lives of others depend on it.

(I am physically disabled so please do not lecture me on the viability of this for everyone. If you can't, you can't.)

28.02.2026 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

comic fury has been an amazing, indie run comic host that has lasted for 17 years for a reason. comics will help comics. at the end of the day, we have each other.

28.02.2026 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 419    πŸ” 389    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
A meme against paypro censorship with the MasterCard logo. The red section says "We Hate Gay People," the yellow section says "We Hate Women's Bodies," the middle reads: "We Fucking Hate You." Text: "There are some things money can't buy, hating artists and women's bodies? Priceless."

A meme against paypro censorship with the MasterCard logo. The red section says "We Hate Gay People," the yellow section says "We Hate Women's Bodies," the middle reads: "We Fucking Hate You." Text: "There are some things money can't buy, hating artists and women's bodies? Priceless."

28.02.2026 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 981    πŸ” 363    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 3

Did they change Costco pizza relatively recently because it did not taste good today.

28.02.2026 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Pokemon news be like

28.02.2026 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3155    πŸ” 732    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 13
Picture of Marjane Satrapi alongside a quote from her. The quote reads:

The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you.

And our governments are very much the same...

- Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French graphic novelist

Picture of Marjane Satrapi alongside a quote from her. The quote reads: The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you. And our governments are very much the same... - Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French graphic novelist

Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.

28.02.2026 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 14731    πŸ” 6403    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 99
This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

I can't fucking believe we're doing this again.

28.02.2026 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 11972    πŸ” 2928    πŸ’¬ 99    πŸ“Œ 58
"how to deal with harassment

*examples of inappropriate behaviour*

Should you find yourself in this situation, you may take the following measures to ensure your safety."

"how to deal with harassment *examples of inappropriate behaviour* Should you find yourself in this situation, you may take the following measures to ensure your safety."

"step 1: KILL"

"step 1: KILL"

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employee orientation

28.02.2026 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2630    πŸ” 730    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 1
First half a simple comic featuring anthro characters. At the top there is a screenshot of a tumblr message saying: "Theo: since your catalyst stone is bonded to your hand, it's right there on top of your muscles and tendons. Does that impact your dexterity? And isn't the hand an important means of casting magic?"

The first panel, colored in fleshy reds and maroons, shows a small man's hand, with a cutaway revealing the muscles and tendons underneath his skin. A red stone, shaped like a teardrop, is embedded into the flesh. He says: "Hnk. I knew better than to damage muscle... though I could not avoid interference with the extensor tendons. At first, there was pain, a peculiar grinding sensation, though the nerves have since learned to cease their whining."

In the second panel, the cutaway is gone, showing just the hand. Red, vein-like magical strings emanate from the stone, appearing to manipulate the man's fingers. He says: "At worst, the fingers of my left hand occasionally rebel, refusing my orders to straighten. Fortunately, the cause is also the cure for any incidents of digital noncompliance."

The next panel has a gray-purple colorscheme, showing it takes place in the past. An ermine woman dressed in Victorian attire channels flowing streams of magic into a single beam of light using a wand. Above the image, the man's monologue continues: "Most mages do not rely solely on the hands for casting. It is more prudent to use a focus. Magic is a savage force. It will fight against its domination like a wild animal. Only the unwise offer it their hand instead of a leash. Mother favored a wand for taming her more tempestuous spells."

First half a simple comic featuring anthro characters. At the top there is a screenshot of a tumblr message saying: "Theo: since your catalyst stone is bonded to your hand, it's right there on top of your muscles and tendons. Does that impact your dexterity? And isn't the hand an important means of casting magic?" The first panel, colored in fleshy reds and maroons, shows a small man's hand, with a cutaway revealing the muscles and tendons underneath his skin. A red stone, shaped like a teardrop, is embedded into the flesh. He says: "Hnk. I knew better than to damage muscle... though I could not avoid interference with the extensor tendons. At first, there was pain, a peculiar grinding sensation, though the nerves have since learned to cease their whining." In the second panel, the cutaway is gone, showing just the hand. Red, vein-like magical strings emanate from the stone, appearing to manipulate the man's fingers. He says: "At worst, the fingers of my left hand occasionally rebel, refusing my orders to straighten. Fortunately, the cause is also the cure for any incidents of digital noncompliance." The next panel has a gray-purple colorscheme, showing it takes place in the past. An ermine woman dressed in Victorian attire channels flowing streams of magic into a single beam of light using a wand. Above the image, the man's monologue continues: "Most mages do not rely solely on the hands for casting. It is more prudent to use a focus. Magic is a savage force. It will fight against its domination like a wild animal. Only the unwise offer it their hand instead of a leash. Mother favored a wand for taming her more tempestuous spells."

The comic continues.

The next panel shows the man in full, also in the gray-purple flashback color scheme. He's a short, chubby rat anthro in a three-piece suit. He is shrouded in darkness, whipping around the wand and peering over his shoulder like he's trying to find something in the dark. His present-day self monologues incessantly: "Alas, despite her tutelage, when I attempted to wield her wand, it served me little better than a stick. A blind man cannot see the glow of a fire, only feel its heat. My mother saw the light of magic, but I only sensed it through its burn. When the wand absorbed the familiar sting I felt when casting, I was lost, unable to descry what my mother, what all mages, perceived so keenly."

The next panel is back to the present-day maroons and reds. The vein-like magic emanates (or is absorbed by) the stone in his hand, which he looks at with an expression of scornful analysis. "Hence, I am... obliged to cast with my hands. Magic heeds my commands only when I submit my flesh to its bite and refuse to flinch. Yes, it is true that the catalyst stone demands yet more sacrifice, greater endurance..."

In the final panel, the man squeezes his hand into a fist, the magic energy bursting from between his fingers almost like the spraying innards of a squashed bug. His expression is a strange mixture of a smile and a grimace, his mouth pulled back taught to show his fangs and his eyes opened wide. He concludes: "...But pity my not. Despite my deficiencies, my mother was able to teach me much. When I struggled, she told me how 'suffering begets strength.' She knew then, as I know now, that our power must be the progeny of pain."

The comic continues. The next panel shows the man in full, also in the gray-purple flashback color scheme. He's a short, chubby rat anthro in a three-piece suit. He is shrouded in darkness, whipping around the wand and peering over his shoulder like he's trying to find something in the dark. His present-day self monologues incessantly: "Alas, despite her tutelage, when I attempted to wield her wand, it served me little better than a stick. A blind man cannot see the glow of a fire, only feel its heat. My mother saw the light of magic, but I only sensed it through its burn. When the wand absorbed the familiar sting I felt when casting, I was lost, unable to descry what my mother, what all mages, perceived so keenly." The next panel is back to the present-day maroons and reds. The vein-like magic emanates (or is absorbed by) the stone in his hand, which he looks at with an expression of scornful analysis. "Hence, I am... obliged to cast with my hands. Magic heeds my commands only when I submit my flesh to its bite and refuse to flinch. Yes, it is true that the catalyst stone demands yet more sacrifice, greater endurance..." In the final panel, the man squeezes his hand into a fist, the magic energy bursting from between his fingers almost like the spraying innards of a squashed bug. His expression is a strange mixture of a smile and a grimace, his mouth pulled back taught to show his fangs and his eyes opened wide. He concludes: "...But pity my not. Despite my deficiencies, my mother was able to teach me much. When I struggled, she told me how 'suffering begets strength.' She knew then, as I know now, that our power must be the progeny of pain."

Theo: "When I hit myself with a hammer it makes me stronger and a better person because it is my awesome destiny to make myself suffer unnecessarily and on purpose"

Jo's distant voice from beyond the veil: "NOT WHAT I MEANT"

26.02.2026 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 109    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

"It's so over. I'm switching my subscription from GPT over to Claude."

You could, just, like, cancel them all???

28.02.2026 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing a yellow vest and tie with his mouth wide open ALT: a man wearing a yellow vest and tie with his mouth wide open

I struggle to scream irl.

28.02.2026 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I called my senators and my house rep this morning. Did you?

28.02.2026 00:48 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Now that MAGA vampires are scooping up the US's cinematic legacy, it's a good time to start stocking up on physical media.

Warner Archives puts out some of the most pristine prints of its library on Blu-Ray. Who knows if the greatest villains in US history will allow this to continue.

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27.02.2026 05:06 β€” πŸ‘ 859    πŸ” 282    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 5
Person sees an oncoming truck and time to themselves β€œI could just…” but snaps out of it as the truck speeds past them

Person sees an oncoming truck and time to themselves β€œI could just…” but snaps out of it as the truck speeds past them

Intrusive thoughts 😳

27.02.2026 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1423    πŸ” 124    πŸ’¬ 47    πŸ“Œ 4

The GOAT movie has a lot of product placement, lightning pacing, and not much character development.

But I’d be lying if I said I didn’t enjoy it. It’s beautiful to look at and I kept chuckling at the jokes.

Modo is the GOAT.

27.02.2026 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

a fraction of a fraction of the money burned on AI bullshit in just a single day could fund life-changing social welfare for millions of people. now imagine if we didn't accept a fraction of a fraction, but demanded the whole fucking pie.

that should be the compromise position.

27.02.2026 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 115    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Cover of the book NOT POUNDED BY THIS T-REX ON THE USA MEN’S HOCKEY TEAM BECAUSE IT TURNS OUT HE’S A MAGA DORK showing a T-Rex in a red USA hockey jersey and a brunette woman making a thumbs-down gesture.

Cover of the book NOT POUNDED BY THIS T-REX ON THE USA MEN’S HOCKEY TEAM BECAUSE IT TURNS OUT HE’S A MAGA DORK showing a T-Rex in a red USA hockey jersey and a brunette woman making a thumbs-down gesture.

Have you seen Chuck’s latest Tingler?

27.02.2026 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 90    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Don't call her "your highness".

27.02.2026 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1526    πŸ” 289    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 1

We cannot and should not let generative AI take away these tiny, insignificant, but probably fun as hell jobs from artists

27.02.2026 06:11 β€” πŸ‘ 10651    πŸ” 2999    πŸ’¬ 54    πŸ“Œ 38
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Bible Study

27.02.2026 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 85    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

THIS IS WHAT SAM ALTMAN WANTS TO TAKE FROM YOU

27.02.2026 13:48 β€” πŸ‘ 12336    πŸ” 4643    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 33

Pombon is no thoughts. Head Empty.

27.02.2026 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Serebii Update: The new starter PokΓ©mon have been revealedL Browt Pombon and Gecqua serebii.net

27.02.2026 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3446    πŸ” 1023    πŸ’¬ 84    πŸ“Œ 920

Even if you point out the obvious similarities, it will be treated as hyperbole or "nobody's being put into death camps".

IT DOESN'T START WITH DEATH CAMPS LAST TIME EITHER.

26.02.2026 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 305    πŸ” 119    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

Venmo keeps offering me $20 to sign up for something as if $20 bucks buys anything decent these days.

27.02.2026 06:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just called. Yall get in on this , and once done, please boost

26.02.2026 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 47    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1