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Born and raised Texan. Still here, a Blue dot surrounded by a sea of red. I’m not giving up.
Horns
11.10.2025 02:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wordle 1,574 4/6
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Do you ever see something and your mind sets it to the melody of a famous song?
Is that just me?
Today at Kroger, I was returning my shopping cart to the parking lot cart corral, and I saw that someone had left their sushi behind.
I instantly began singing:
Someone left their sushi in the cart
Some old man in the gym was staring at a pretty girl on the stair climber and tried in vain to attract her attention.
He saw the trainer wandering around and asked, “what machine here will make me attractive to that pretty young lady?”
The trainer sized him up and answered, “The ATM.”
B🐾p
10.10.2025 02:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Super Brat
10.10.2025 02:01 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I would almost be inclined to say sitting on a rock at the bay… but I think she’s down by the riverside
10.10.2025 00:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I went to Dunkin’ today and they had pumpkin spice donuts next to the glazed sour cream donuts. I spun around and marched my ass out the door in a huff and exclaimed as I damn near yanked the door off its hinges “call me when this wretched season is over.” I think even Jack McFarland would be proud.
09.10.2025 23:59 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Keep him away from Cruella Deville!!!
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Packing up as many sand fleas as possible for the rid home.
08.10.2025 23:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0And now it’s a Big 💩
08.10.2025 23:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Nnnnnnnnoooooooo
08.10.2025 23:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Koenig Lane in Austin, Texas
Or
Kuykendahl Road Houston, Texas
Or
Nacogdoches, Texas and Natchitoches, Louisiana
Well now you have my attention
08.10.2025 21:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0#KimmelRanklesCankles
08.10.2025 20:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dagnabit! Rabble Rousers everywhere.
08.10.2025 17:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I can only ever watch them speak with the volume off. The entire family has a whiny voice that sends my nerves over the edge.
08.10.2025 17:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Same place she was when you took this photo
08.10.2025 03:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Wait till you find Cheerios in the toilet
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Toronto- Joey Loperfido is so damn cute
07.10.2025 23:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0His mother mixed his formula with sour milk and lemon juice.
06.10.2025 22:20 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Three….Two….O…
06.10.2025 21:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My great great grandparents immigrated to The Republic of Texas in the 1840s before Texas’ Statehood.
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I know I said WE would never let this happen here.
I know that the WORLD said it can never happen again…
Yet…
Here we are!
The last one😂🤣
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