FrankenTwink

Boo!

Life may be insane but at least I have my boyfriend and Superman

Only the universe knows 🙌🏽

Track list for my new monster fucker album:

Dracula bit my cock off

Frankensteins monster ripped my cock off

The Creature from the Black Lagoon tore my cock off

The Wolfman mauled my cock off

Met The Invisible Man now I can’t see my cock

I’m him

I know the roaches at my work use my straw like a stripper pole when I’m not looking

Get me back to gods country

I need it so fucking bad

I have such a specific image of a cake from Barney that I would KILL for I’ve literally wanted it since I was like 4

Couldn’t bring myself to buy the Wendy’s taki sandwich

Getting my stomach pumped after trying the takis menu at Wendy’s

YAYY THANK YOUUU

Tell me how cool this looks

Who up playin with their soft spot

#10

Crossover Chaos! The cover for Archie's Sonic Super Special #10, released in July 1999.

Not me being publicly shamed

Dilf Spider-Man Dilf Spider-Man

A model of Sonic's happy expression, from 'Sonic The Fighters'.

Yeah after he made fun of his bald wifeeee

Will Smit just jerked off Chris Rock at the Oscars?!

I’m so epic

They told me they’re doing this to me tomorrow

Howdyyy

"CLUELESS FLUG IS. FOR THE HORRORS THAT AWAIT" and there sits flug, clueless as ever.

PREACH🙌🏽

Worth it

Cut open my lil trying to catch a cookie in the air like a dog

"A evil glutton steals a meal" "this crime will not go unpunished." blug steals and eats a pizza slice from a nondescript American multinational corporation which operates a chain of membership-only big-box warehouse club retail store(tm). there is also a soda that says "soda"

After seeing sinners I’m fully convinced I can do an Irish jig if intoxicated enough