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strange posts for strange people <3 storytelling is everything boston; 24; mdni

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yes

31.10.2025 01:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

googling rat park might change your life

30.10.2025 22:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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self portrait

30.10.2025 22:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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beautiful woman when noticing my big glasses

30.10.2025 22:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I should give myself a tattoo that'll fix whatevers wrong with me

30.10.2025 20:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

not true!! <3

30.10.2025 22:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i know my brother has fallen in love with a temptress bc he keeps cooking vegan food and getting strange boxes from a woman named "hello fresh"

30.10.2025 00:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

noooo not true!!

30.10.2025 00:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yea, im ace. i can only cum if i get the shit beat out of me or by having sex

29.10.2025 14:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

sol ring: everyone else is doing it!

30.10.2025 00:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the world is on fire and the most cruel people alive are in power but it's ok because women have tummies and I can occasionally see them

29.10.2025 18:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 40    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i hope this dream comes true for you!

30.10.2025 00:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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inside me there is alley starwater and street starwater and they both have small dicks

30.10.2025 00:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

there is no answer to this question bc it doesnt exist but there is a lex clone called "t4t". its genuinely awful but um... yeah idk where i was going with this. might be a laugh.

30.10.2025 00:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
He is the chosen one. You must see it. #starwars #crosswordanswers
YouTube video by astrogoblin He is the chosen one. You must see it. #starwars #crosswordanswers

youtube.com/shorts/LuVqU...

30.10.2025 00:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i hope your cow produces much product

29.10.2025 22:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

wake up babe, the destination of this train is: ASHMONT

17.10.2025 04:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

zora neale hurston is a fucking badass

15.10.2025 02:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

dude brings his little kid to my fav na meeting and she is always walking around and being a nuisance bless her heart

she finally comes up to me and after thoroughly inspecting me for a full two seconds says

"you kinda look like a girl"

i smile

"i am a girl"

"ok"

and she waddles away

15.10.2025 02:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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15.10.2025 01:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

polyamory is where ur unemployed and the more unemployed you are the more polyamorous it is

13.10.2025 17:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 654    ๐Ÿ” 80    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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mean woman who grabs me by the back of my head outside of the bar and gets in real close and tells me iโ€™m a stupid silly boy who needs to learn his place in society and then makes me beg her to kiss me. but iโ€™m not thinking about that actually im thinking about the pythagorean theorem and im normal

13.10.2025 21:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 41    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

bitch ass flies hate to see me coming with a swatter

me +5
flies 0

13.10.2025 01:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

how do i block users? @everyone

11.10.2025 18:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it is on the internet so it myst be true

11.10.2025 18:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this is not real and i said so

11.10.2025 18:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

my dick dont work btw

10.10.2025 17:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

anyone wanna fuck me in the woods at night?

10.10.2025 17:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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