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portland frog is back after getting “pepper sprayed in the ass”

portland frog is back after getting “pepper sprayed in the ass”

finally some cool news

06.10.2025 21:27 — 👍 1606    🔁 331    💬 33    📌 25
Image with the photographer holding a cigrette and a pint of beer. Across the table is Snoopy also holding a cigarette but drinking root beer. It’s night time on a city street and there’s a bright McDonald’s sign across the way

Image with the photographer holding a cigrette and a pint of beer. Across the table is Snoopy also holding a cigarette but drinking root beer. It’s night time on a city street and there’s a bright McDonald’s sign across the way

hey sorry, can’t. busy.

17.04.2025 17:20 — 👍 3026    🔁 582    💬 15    📌 0

he wasn't wrong!! emotionally AND sonically

03.10.2025 20:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

and ofc i've got the canonical version on my website, which has an RSS feed you can subscribe to, etc etc: pagemelt.zone/rss.xml

03.10.2025 19:58 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Music is a thing you can hold in your hands DIY sigilism with compact discs

i'm getting weirder, maybe
open.substack.com/pub/pagemelt...

03.10.2025 19:56 — 👍 18    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0
Post image 02.10.2025 22:22 — 👍 509    🔁 186    💬 1    📌 12

tarot is great because it's never pretending to be something it's not. the cards are just prisms to look at your life through, but YOU are doing the work

02.10.2025 18:20 — 👍 21    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

no judgment, no irony: if you're one of these people who's started using chatgpt for quasi-therapy, you should look into tarot reading. a friend gave me a great reading last week, and it felt like flossing

02.10.2025 18:19 — 👍 23    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

they're back baybeee, the kids love em

01.10.2025 12:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

everybody loves to denigrate BookTok books but when a 19-year-old covered in cybersigiglism tattoos comes across my FYP holding up a paperback 9 times out of 10 it's East of Eden. I'm not joking. And if it's not that it's Lonesome Dove

01.10.2025 11:14 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

>:(

30.09.2025 14:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

having a paranoid delusion about everybody posting in a way that is designed to annoy me specifically

30.09.2025 13:34 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

a tragedy!!!!!

27.09.2025 17:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Blue Diamond habenero BBQ almonds

Blue Diamond habenero BBQ almonds

nevertheless I bravely soldier on

27.09.2025 14:48 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

crashing out at Kroger because the security alarm has been screeching for several minutes and Blue Diamond apparently doesn't make their sweet Thai chili flavored almonds anymore

27.09.2025 14:47 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

the cultural crisis is straightforward: there are no longer any formal consequences for blatantly anti-social behavior, and the rest of us are constantly just getting lectured that we have to put up with these assholes making our lives worse

25.09.2025 15:26 — 👍 2601    🔁 709    💬 32    📌 24

😀😀😀

24.09.2025 23:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

my sources are telling me that caleb hammer—the personal finance podcaster who berates and humiliates his guests before recirculating their stories to a bloodthirsty audience on tiktok for clout—is a huge jerk, and i am shocked, shOCKEd, i tell u

24.09.2025 14:48 — 👍 25    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
You have chosen to write a book about liberalism at a time when liberalism is under threat without really talking about what those threats are. It’s more of a positive case for liberalism. Why did you decide to write this particular book?
Partly it’s temperamental. Probably that’s the fundamental answer. To say that there are these people and they have names and they are doing and saying awful things would be, for me, unpleasant.

You have chosen to write a book about liberalism at a time when liberalism is under threat without really talking about what those threats are. It’s more of a positive case for liberalism. Why did you decide to write this particular book? Partly it’s temperamental. Probably that’s the fundamental answer. To say that there are these people and they have names and they are doing and saying awful things would be, for me, unpleasant.

this is really what it all boils down to, huh?

24.09.2025 13:20 — 👍 18    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0

ahhh what a beautiful compliment, thank you so much!

24.09.2025 12:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

got the high score on the centipede machine at the arcade :) then messed up entering my name :(

21.09.2025 22:31 — 👍 22    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

aw hell yeah, love this movie. stoked to read this later

21.09.2025 18:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

hahaha yeah, RSS is THE main thing that people have reached out to me about, and rightly so!

20.09.2025 16:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

tapping thee sign

18.09.2025 13:28 — 👍 28    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

(i'm not gonna post my shitposts there, tho. we'll call those bluesky exclusives lmao)

(also if this doesn't work..... let me know? 😅)

17.09.2025 18:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

📣 hi! i have an RSS feed now 📣

if you've never messed with RSS before, you've just got to:

1) pick an RSS reader (i like inoreader.com)
2) plug pagemelt.zone/rss.xml into your reader's "add feed" input
3) see updates from me 😇
4) see updates other people u like without an algo getting in the way

17.09.2025 18:13 — 👍 20    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

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🕯 delete ur linkedin 🕯️

🕯 so bad 🕯
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16.09.2025 19:28 — 👍 75    🔁 9    💬 3    📌 0
@Raindropsmedia1: Ava Raine, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson's daughter, faces criticism and threads for recent comments about Charlie Kirk's death: "If you want people to have kind words when you pass, you should say kind words while you're alive."

@Raindropsmedia1: Ava Raine, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson's daughter, faces criticism and threads for recent comments about Charlie Kirk's death: "If you want people to have kind words when you pass, you should say kind words while you're alive."

patron of Old Joe's rag-and-bone shop faces criticism for recent comments about Ebenezer Scrooge's death: "If you want people to have kind words when you pass, you should say kind words while you're alive."

14.09.2025 16:08 — 👍 35    🔁 6    💬 0    📌 0
Letterboxd recent actually: Us, Weapons, The Conjuring: Last Rites, and The Conjuring

Letterboxd recent actually: Us, Weapons, The Conjuring: Last Rites, and The Conjuring

receipts

12.09.2025 01:38 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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