Chris Olivieri

Supposedly they were working on a film adaptation like 10 years ago. I imagine the world wasn’t ready 😢

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Sadie’s secret wars costume? #mcu #xmen

You can tell which infographics are #AI-generated by looking at the spacing.

The models are trained on a mix of good and bad examples, so even simple things like spacing, which make a world of difference, can get lost in the sauce.

I knew that McDonald’s CEO reminded me of something 🤔

@ditzkoff.bsky.social

POV it’s March 2026 and you’re taking photos of Rose Byrne and Bobby Cannavale’s bearded dragon on the #Oscars red carpet.

#GoldenGlobes2026

To Catch The Predator

“Why don’t you have a seat right over here…”

The #Survivor chat on @
ChatBCC is EXCELLENT.

Watching Queen Sandra become a Rizzgod fan in real time is alone worth downloading it.

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The #Mets letting Edwin Díaz walk makes so little sense given what the Dodgers offered that it feels like they must be cooking something else.

Savannah is playing a Boston Rob game #Survivor49

Vintage-style travel poster for #Pittsburgh, PA – North Shore across the Allegheny with one of the yellow bridges, the skyline, and a lone goose on the water.

Poster/Products: www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1759...

This is a vintage-style travel poster I made for #Baltimore Inner Harbor – downtown lit up at sunset with the buildings reflecting across the water.

Poster: www.redbubble.com/i/poster/Bal...

And this one’s a vintage-style travel poster I made for #MuirWoods National Park in #California – coastal #redwoods, quiet trail, and a hiker stopping to take a photo.

Poster: www.redbubble.com/i/poster/Mui...

Made some fun vintage-style travel posters recently. This one’s for #StatenIsland, #NYC – Victory Blvd at Forest Ave with the Manhattan skyline in the distance.

Redbubble: www.redbubble.com/i/poster/Sta...

Etsy: www.etsy.com/listing/4407...

Sometimes I read a brand’s post and it’s so unclear I wish an AI had written it instead.

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My friend and I made up this silly (fake) jingle years ago and I used Suno to turn it into a catchy 90s commercial jingle.

Literally shouted “What?!” at the TV watching #Survivor: Australia vs. The World episode 7.

(I am not a TV shouter)

The only part of the list I agree with every year

That Rolling Stone most influential creators list really shits the bed.

Watching #Survivor: Australia vs. The World and I can’t believe the US version hasn’t done an international season yet.

I miss that Panera Charged Lemonade 😔

Have you ever noticed that Seth Rogen and Bert from Sesame Street have the same laugh?

Every July I’m sucker-punched by remembering how much I hate July 🫠

I feel like we’re all just playing Plinko.

Treated myself to the limited edition slipcase of Dirty Work, which arrived today. Pleasantly surprised to find a @danozzi.bsky.social piece in the booklet.

I don’t understand why Xzibit is so involved in this Diddy trial. They keep saying his name over and over every day! JUST LET THE MAN SUPE UP CARS! 😡

There’s a documentary show on Amazon Prime where Tracy Morgan discusses his love of aquatic life. It’s called Octopus! and you should watch it.

I asked ChatGPT which sickness was being referenced in Disturbed’s “Down With The Sickness” and it said Rabies.

Absolutely LOVE that @TheRokuChannel and @MLB nabbed Gary Cohen to call the Mets/Cubs game.

Name a more iconic duo… I’ll wait.