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“We are all just one small adjustment away from making our lives work.” Mets, Movies, Media, & More. @chrisdaps on Twitter and Instagram https://chrisolivieri.com/links

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Rock paper scissors says shoot.

#sora

06.10.2025 15:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Congratulations to the class of 2025!

@OpenAI @sama #SORA2

01.10.2025 15:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sometimes I read a brand’s post and it’s so unclear I wish an AI had written it instead.

30.09.2025 15:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Orcastra

29.09.2025 15:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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My friend and I made up this silly (fake) jingle years ago and I used Suno to turn it into a catchy 90s commercial jingle.

25.09.2025 15:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Literally shouted “What?!” at the TV watching #Survivor: Australia vs. The World episode 7.

(I am not a TV shouter)

03.09.2025 15:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The only part of the list I agree with every year

28.08.2025 01:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

.@tacobell I used AI to bring this idea to life, but a real artist could make it shine. Meet your next mascot: the Chalupacabra 🐐🌮 Think Hamburglar energy - just weirder, funnier, and built for Gen Z. Let’s talk.

27.08.2025 22:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That Rolling Stone most influential creators list really shits the bed.

27.08.2025 15:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Watching #Survivor: Australia vs. The World and I can’t believe the US version hasn’t done an international season yet.

21.08.2025 15:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I miss that Panera Charged Lemonade 😔

20.08.2025 22:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Have you ever noticed that Seth Rogen and Bert from Sesame Street have the same laugh?

27.07.2025 20:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Every July I’m sucker-punched by remembering how much I hate July 🫠

18.07.2025 15:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I feel like we’re all just playing Plinko.

11.07.2025 15:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Treated myself to the limited edition slipcase of Dirty Work, which arrived today. Pleasantly surprised to find a @danozzi.bsky.social piece in the booklet.

11.06.2025 22:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don’t understand why Xzibit is so involved in this Diddy trial. They keep saying his name over and over every day! JUST LET THE MAN SUPE UP CARS! 😡

06.06.2025 15:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There’s a documentary show on Amazon Prime where Tracy Morgan discusses his love of aquatic life. It’s called Octopus! and you should watch it.

28.05.2025 15:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I asked ChatGPT which sickness was being referenced in Disturbed’s “Down With The Sickness” and it said Rabies.

26.05.2025 15:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Absolutely LOVE that @TheRokuChannel and @MLB nabbed Gary Cohen to call the Mets/Cubs game.

11.05.2025 22:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Name a more iconic duo… I’ll wait.

07.04.2025 22:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Piper on White Lotus S3 = Young Carla Gugino

19.03.2025 22:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I had a theory where they don’t have the fridges down to the temps they used to. Not warm enough to fail inspection but warm enough so that food spoils more quickly

19.03.2025 19:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why is meat purchased from the supermarket going bad immediately recently? Like you buy it and it’s spoiled 2 days later. Something is up…

19.03.2025 15:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m one of the hundreds of people who watched the SNL 50th anniversary concert on Peacock. I just want to say that nobody had more fun at this show than Pedro Pascal.

16.02.2025 16:17 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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It’s on 2nd Try exclusively, I think. It’s only a short but you can get a month for under $5: www.2ndtry.tv

29.01.2025 17:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Review of ‘Ouch!’ (2024) ★★★★ As someone also living with AS, this is a pretty great visual representation. The side-by-side scenes at the party were perfect. The lighting and cinematography were fantastic as well, I’m glad Zach...

As someone also suffering from #AnkylosingSpondylitis, ⁦@korndiddy⁩’s film is a fantastic visual representation.

My ★★★★ review of Ouch! on @letterboxd:

28.01.2025 16:17 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

In order to get accurate results people need to input reliable information, the question should be “how can AI model be integrated into the medical process to help doctors diagnose?” and not “can AI diagnose patients?”

02.01.2025 17:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My favorite version of the classic nature vs. nurture debate is that Maybelline jingle.

29.12.2024 20:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Happy Holidays. My gift to you is letting you know that this exists: youtu.be/l9CYY9PaLCQ?...

21.12.2024 01:38 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

To put Juan Soto’s historic $765M #Mets contract into perspective: it’s worth more than the entire Mets payroll from 2000 to 2006 combined ($680M).

09.12.2024 23:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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