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omfg this is so cute

05.03.2026 03:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

We still glorifying obesity today? Or...

05.03.2026 03:11 — 👍 115 🔁 12 💬 7 📌 0

If you want more stimulation he needs audio and visuals too @.@

05.03.2026 00:52 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

world obesity day is 3/4 because three fourths of your body mass should be fucking lard

05.03.2026 00:39 — 👍 19 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0

A fat floating imp transforms the hero into short chubby rat. The hero clueless about his new form remarks that nothing has changed about him while the imp repeatedly asks "What is different about you?"

Massive unaware tf mood:
The imp asks "What's different about you now?" Slowly the hero now shrunk and fattened clueless to his new form.

🧊🎨

04.03.2026 05:25 — 👍 912 🔁 225 💬 9 📌 0

Every day is World Obesity Day when you’re a gainer! But do celebrate extra today!

04.03.2026 19:18 — 👍 74 🔁 15 💬 1 📌 0

HAPPY NATIONAL OBESITY DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EAT MORE GET FATTER

WE NEED MORE SWEATY STINKY OVERBLOATED OUTSTRETCHED BELLIES!!! 💦

04.03.2026 20:37 — 👍 65 🔁 16 💬 6 📌 0

World Obesity Day? Let’s celebrate that!

04.03.2026 22:56 — 👍 585 🔁 58 💬 9 📌 0

It's gotten stronger than this in the past two weeks lmfao

04.03.2026 18:09 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

waters just fucking good

04.03.2026 02:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

WHAT ALREADY FUCK OFF GUYS

04.03.2026 01:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Pre-gaming Thanksgiving by cramming down a jar of peanut butter, a few boosts, and some ice cream sandwiches before I roll into bed~ x3))c

27.11.2025 08:36 — 👍 198 🔁 23 💬 2 📌 0

I'm going for that beach bod, is it working ? By the wonderful @purpurloppa.bsky.social

03.03.2026 19:41 — 👍 242 🔁 35 💬 1 📌 0

Such a fat fuck. Been eating like crazy lately 😵‍💫 keep the calories coming… 🐽🐽🐽

03.03.2026 11:24 — 👍 361 🔁 39 💬 6 📌 0

It was perfeccccct. We downloaded an ep of freiren in my iPad and watched it while eating huge sub sandwiches hahah

02.03.2026 18:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah we're fucking pissed at you guys

02.03.2026 14:24 — 👍 21 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Thank you for this boy

02.03.2026 04:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Superman got legs for days

02.03.2026 01:12 — 👍 231 🔁 15 💬 2 📌 0

We had a nice picnic today. Just kinda unplugged. Might stay that way for a while.

02.03.2026 04:14 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Our Internet is still on the frits and I'm not happy about it x.x

01.03.2026 02:59 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

God I wish my phone had a fucking audio jack still

01.03.2026 02:57 — 👍 14 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

QUICK, SMOOCH IT!!!

23.02.2026 20:16 — 👍 246 🔁 38 💬 15 📌 1

I want a product.
That runs. Works.
Well.
Doesn't update.
Because it works.
Well.
It was designed to last.
Long.
And it was cared for.
Very well.
By people who were paid.
Very well.
And had the time to care.
At all.

28.02.2026 06:37 — 👍 30 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0

this drives me crazy i love it ngl

28.02.2026 18:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

our internet keeps dying and coming back over and over and over again x.x

28.02.2026 16:40 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It was a ball, hahaha. I rendered one dudes hand "useless because he kept drawing search lands and she was on like +6

28.02.2026 07:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Looooooving the start of my new River Song deck. Her abilities definitely lent to a very changed way to play for everyone haha. No one wanted to use their search lands all of a sudden! So strange! Anyways I tap six mana and make you take Eyes Everywhere, you have to scry on upkeep. Love you boo.

28.02.2026 07:01 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I want a product.
That runs. Works.
Well.
Doesn't update.
Because it works.
Well.
It was designed to last.
Long.
And it was cared for.
Very well.
By people who were paid.
Very well.
And had the time to care.
At all.

28.02.2026 06:37 — 👍 30 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0

they gave themselves like... ball cancer... like wtf

28.02.2026 06:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Going through some files and rediscovered Shinhito in the auntie-chic.

27.02.2026 23:13 — 👍 417 🔁 79 💬 5 📌 0

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