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It was perfeccccct. We downloaded an ep of freiren in my iPad and watched it while eating huge sub sandwiches hahah

02.03.2026 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah we're fucking pissed at you guys

02.03.2026 14:24 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you for this boy

02.03.2026 04:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Superman got legs for days

02.03.2026 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 218    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

We had a nice picnic today. Just kinda unplugged. Might stay that way for a while.

02.03.2026 04:14 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Our Internet is still on the frits and I'm not happy about it x.x

01.03.2026 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

God I wish my phone had a fucking audio jack still

01.03.2026 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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QUICK, SMOOCH IT!!!

23.02.2026 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 245    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 1

I want a product.
That runs. Works.
Well.
Doesn't update.
Because it works.
Well.
It was designed to last.
Long.
And it was cared for.
Very well.
By people who were paid.
Very well.
And had the time to care.
At all.

28.02.2026 06:37 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

this drives me crazy i love it ngl

28.02.2026 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

our internet keeps dying and coming back over and over and over again x.x

28.02.2026 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It was a ball, hahaha. I rendered one dudes hand "useless because he kept drawing search lands and she was on like +6

28.02.2026 07:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Looooooving the start of my new River Song deck. Her abilities definitely lent to a very changed way to play for everyone haha. No one wanted to use their search lands all of a sudden! So strange! Anyways I tap six mana and make you take Eyes Everywhere, you have to scry on upkeep. Love you boo.

28.02.2026 07:01 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I want a product.
That runs. Works.
Well.
Doesn't update.
Because it works.
Well.
It was designed to last.
Long.
And it was cared for.
Very well.
By people who were paid.
Very well.
And had the time to care.
At all.

28.02.2026 06:37 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

they gave themselves like... ball cancer... like wtf

28.02.2026 06:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Going through some files and rediscovered Shinhito in the auntie-chic.

27.02.2026 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 410    πŸ” 79    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Thankfully that won't really be the case as america throws away millions of tons of food a week, I don't think its us putting a strain on anything other than our furniture lol

27.02.2026 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm low key shocked gainers haven't been publicly attacked yet. Wondering when that'll hit the todo list of fascism.

27.02.2026 06:10 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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I keep making a habit of outright stuffing myself during lunch... Feels good.

26.02.2026 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 187    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

My yuna deck is so broken after some of the cards from the tmnt set x.x

27.02.2026 04:14 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

geting?

27.02.2026 04:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There's just too many people

27.02.2026 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A bipedal red fox paints a rainbow across the sky. They have a determined look on their face.

To the right of the rainbow are segments of text from newspaper articles about grim news for LGBTQIA+ folks, especially trans folks.

On the left, there are flowers on the ground, with butterflies flittering about. The discouraging words are illegible faint smudges.

Artist: BriarhideIllust

A bipedal red fox paints a rainbow across the sky. They have a determined look on their face. To the right of the rainbow are segments of text from newspaper articles about grim news for LGBTQIA+ folks, especially trans folks. On the left, there are flowers on the ground, with butterflies flittering about. The discouraging words are illegible faint smudges. Artist: BriarhideIllust

Persist against all odds

25.02.2026 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 5338    πŸ” 2312    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 10
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Grommr saw it first, but y’all get the unscripted version. Look at how these stretch marks are meeting on my sides πŸ₯΄πŸ₯΅

26.02.2026 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 367    πŸ” 50    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

It's a sin that neither Scooby nor shaggy were fat

27.02.2026 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Very lucky that those bandages are still holding on..

#fatfur

26.02.2026 14:40 β€” πŸ‘ 408    πŸ” 99    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I personally would like to ban harmful books like the bible as they are used to groom kids each and every day, against their wills, and has lasting damage that has been documented for decades.

27.02.2026 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
New episode of "the rookie" to star some of the dropout cast in their new episode, lots of fans are very upset by this news

New episode of "the rookie" to star some of the dropout cast in their new episode, lots of fans are very upset by this news

Jesus Christ I'm so disappointed man... Why the fuck are we doing cop stuff like at all. You guys literally know better. You've made so many jokes about exactly this. Fuck. This sucks.

26.02.2026 22:21 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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I keep making a habit of outright stuffing myself during lunch... Feels good.

26.02.2026 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 187    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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Emptying the pantry πŸ—
Commission for anonymous

26.02.2026 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 992    πŸ” 209    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 2