Bolt Barker ⚡️🦌

Man I’m sick of getting bullied by these big companies

I discovered recently that Kevin Cadogan (original guitarist from Third Eye Blind) has solo work and it fucking kicks ass

I think “Angel vs. The Train” is going to give me hearing damage

a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing ALT: a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing

@jam.deer.place

Sober October Ends As Deer Realizes Apple He Just Ate Fermented

Sober October Ends As Deer Realizes Apple He Just Ate Fermented https://theonion.com/sober-october-ends-as-deer-realizes-apple-he-just-ate-fermented/

Me and who

Why does this Elon Musk guy keep talking about self-driving cars? We’ve had them forever, they’re called horses

I do love the album RAVEPOP by Russelbuck but it does mean that I occasionally get flashbanged by deer ass while I’m listening to Spotify at work and I go to adjust the volume

Hello nugget

Good afternoon Ora

#1 pet peeve gotta be when I’m at work and I get a ping:

“Hi Bolt”

…okay? What do you want? Now I have to send you back a “Good afternoon”, and now that person is AFK, and by the time they respond we have wasted 53 minutes when we could have waited 0 had you just asked me your question off the bat

I’m onto you Austin 😤

I hope some dude named Austin MacLean who works at LiMu reads this skeet and questions his reality for the next month

Being a furry is amazing because you can be friends with glaciericepup97 for literally years without knowing that their real name is actually Austin MacLean and he works at Liberty Mutual as a risk assessment manager or some shit

Real

Literally all the republicans had to do to avoid the shutdown was not take away healthcare from poor people

Yankees mentioned, I am obliged by virtue of having grown up in New England to say FAWK DA JANKEES LETS GO RED SAWKS

(I don’t even really care about sports lol)

I’m not really religious but I do not believe the Bible says at any point “thou shalt go to Little Saint James”

Can’t wait for the files to get released and Trump to be all over them, only for MAGA to start making excuses for diddling children

“And that’s why you like him so much, he’s YOO” so smooth for no reason lol

I got 99 problems and the invention of the internal combustion engine is the root cause of about half of them

I’ve been really fucking with recession-era music recently. Nostalgia? Production style? Lyricism? Idk but it goes hard

Bro took a Tylenol

Every time I hear the Outlook notification sound I die a little

I think riding my bike may be the only thing holding my brain together at the moment

HARDEST PHOTO OF 2025 JUST DROPPED

Holy strawman, Batman!

Her initial backpedal on congestion pricing really bothered me, but since Tronald Dump took office again she’s absolutely risen to the occasion imo

The algorithmic feed should be banned.

And while you’re at it, ask your doctor about this prescription medicine that could absolutely ruin your entire life and possibly kill you, while a jovial older couple takes a walk through a park in slow motion while smiling at nothing