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All my homies hate Lawrence and Bill!!!

These are my OC's Lawrence and Bill. And they're like um. God I can't do this fuck these guys

I think that fanfic so far removed from the canon and yet immaculately written makes many people go "why didn't you just write this as original fiction" but you see, it has to be these two men specifically or I don't care and would never have written it at all

So excited to write the sequel to a fic I haven't written yet

“Give me a break” in response to bullshit/a lie is so funny for the English language. Like please. Enough. Can’t you see I’m weary of this. Let me rest.

“I hate conflict based in misunderstanding that could be resolved with normal communication“ you hate Bad Writing. like that shit is Awesome

i remember infodumping about gillou to my sister when she was breastfeeding my niece and this year my niece is starting kindergarten

not to pile more on our plates but. vampire oneshot series,

im always saying this but u need Several different vampire AU’s for one ship. One where A is a vampire and B is human, one vice versa, one where they’re both vampires (pre-established), one where they’re both humans but vampires are there?? This is not even getting into historical vs modern vampires

I'm especially obsessed with the little bench, it has like black forest style carving 😭 i love her

A version A has tried very hard to kill but which lives on in B's memory. To A's extreme discomfort

Ships where they've known each other for many years and as an adult, A presents a meticulously curated and inauthentic persona, and it makes their skin crawl that B has witnessed a younger, truer version of them

No I don’t “have” the money right now but I seen my lucky number 3 times today so the lottery is pretty much in the bag

Listen like don’t even read into it…….

Me: I’m NOT gonna theme my bedroom after yaoi okay I’m just gonna pick out stuff I like
My most recent eBay purchases:

There comes a point as an artist where you have to choose between spending your free time actively improving on the stuff you’re shit at or spending the same time leaning hard into the stuff you’re awesome at

Oh and fyi. They’re too exhausted & cumbrained for pretenses and they are making extremely pathetic and defenseless eye contact and everything. And they’re just soft animals taking pleasure and comfort in each other’s bodies. Maybe the previous rounds were more nuanced and evil but not this one.

I'm just a otp concepts generator at the end of the day

Imagine your otp. Used up and fucked out, and still fucking. Muscles over-strained and limbs shaking and still fucking. Should have tapped out and gone tf to sleep LAST round and still fucking One Last Time

No more last round sex as an afterthought! No more last round sex as an implication after a time skip! I need more last round sex as the MAIN COURSE BABEY

bsky please add a notification filter that only lets me see notifs from my own followers, I hate seeing what random people who don't think I'm funny have to say ever 😊

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It feels significant but it's never mentioned or anything. It's one of my favorite little details but I serially forget to draw it on him

Haven't stopped thinking about Luis' bracelet on his left wrist in that newest art 😭 it's always on his left wrist in vol1-3 but it disappears in vol4...

Like yeah God “invented boys” but did he improve on them. Not once. And now we have superior man made creations like Boys 2.0 and Boys In The Screen no thanks to him

"He wouldn't do that" lame, uncreative, cowardly, quitter talk
"Under what circumstances might he be driven to do that" strong, handsome, enlightened, victorious, will lead us to glory

"This character would never do that bad thing, it goes against his morals and he would never be able to reconcile or justify his actions and might even be driven to self destruction/hurting himself if he did that" you mean WHEN he does it :)

I think he should be toxic and domineering and chauvinistic and shallow and single mindedly self centered and also get his prostate hammered until he pees

I share taste in fictional men with a lot of straight women I just think he should be a bottom

And then gillou content dropped?? Coincidence????