Lauryn Nett

Reposting this and a few other things for no particular reason today. Maybe I’ll do it tomorrow and the next day, too.

Does anyone else just feel complete and utter despair and hopelessness?

Heater, laying in bed, patiently waiting for breakfast.

I used to have nightmares about getting a pet and forgetting to feed it.

I have not had a single one of those dreams since getting Heater because there is not a chance in Hell she will let me forget breakfast.

Also - you. Gen. Icks.

Yes, the stock market may be tanking and our national security apparatus has never been more vulnerable and we're on the verge of both economic collapse and war, but it was all worth it to keep pronouns out of email signatures.

Can’t help but feel that if President Bernie Sanders pulled this move the entirety of American business would try to get him pushed out of office immediately.

I do not like robots and artificial intelligence. They scare me. So naturally, I work at Carnegie Mellon where that stuff is everywhere. Exposure therapy, I suppose.

Got into a car accident a year and a half ago. I’m going to a chiro for the first time ever today because my back has been killing me recently (and has had consistent pain since the accident). Please go to the doctor after a car accident no matter how major it was don’t be me

I just saw a Cybertruck with a "Baby on Board" sticker and thought that was very self-aware of the owner.

one of the things i truly believe is that a significant portion of this country is in the grip of a death cult

A sad day for America—Mahmoud Khalil, a Columbia University activist, has been arrested by ICE, not for any crime, but for his political activism. The Trump administration claims he was involved in “pro-terrorist” activities, yet no formal charges have been filed.

I usually hate dumb AI videos but the cats working at McDonald’s get me

JUST FYI EVERYONE, IF YOU SEE A POST THAT SAYS IT LINKS TO LUIGI MANGIONE'S SEX TAPE DON'T CLICK ON IT!! THERE'S A VIRUS THAT PUTS EVERYTHING YOU TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS

We finally fixed illegal immigration (nobody wants to come here anymore)

I will be shopping there tomorrow so this makes me feel better! Same with OP - way chips fall. Got paid and have no food in my place so it needs to happen.

Can transphobes and anti-community people just drink bleach and call it a day?

I want to be president for no other reason than giving Tostito full range of it. There’s already one orange terror in the office, why not replace it with another?

So ready to walk into work tomorrow knowing my university is suing the government.

Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize

GO BIRDS

They’re just going to keep doing evil shit to “troll the libs” forever. They don’t care about the results. They merely hate you and that is all. They want you in prison. They want you dead.

They will keep pushing for that future because it’s clear that Americans will do nothing to stop them.

if I understand American politics correctly, progressivism is something that requires 60 senate votes to work, while national conservatism doesn’t require any votes at all

Without public knowledge, Elon Musk is serving as a “special government employee” under President Donald Trump, with access to sensitive information (including your SSN) and broad authority granted by Trump.

Tariff-inflated prices pass the pain along to consumers, many of whom voted for Trump.
Good job, asshole.

He ADMITTED he rigged it here!

The last time we went to war with Canada they came down here and burned down the White House.

Happy:
Black history
Black present
Black future
Black love
Black joy
Black health
Black healing
Black people
Black community
Black family
Black kids
Black culture
Black creativity
Black ingenuity
Black legacy
Black innovation
Black liberation
Black resistance
Black existence
...month🖤

For all federal employees:

Before you are locked out of your systems, ensure you have copies of unclassified performance appraisals, awards & other relevant personnel docs.

If you have access to your office, grab your more important personal items sooner rather than later.

Sorry, Mexico and Canada, we elected a dimwitted shitheel

If I lose my job, can I venmo request trump supporters since they voted for this mess?