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Occasionally makes funny booksβ³βŒ›πŸ“šβš°οΈπŸ’€ Merch design & apparel πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ Co-host/producer @gutterboyspod πŸ’°πŸ’°πŸ’°πŸ’° jbroe.com

167 Followers  |  108 Following  |  31 Posts  |  Joined: 14.11.2024  |  2.3688

Latest posts by mortcrimpjr.bsky.social on Bluesky

Frankenhooker should've been in the 1990 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie. I won't elaborate further.

02.06.2025 01:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Gotta start handing these out at shows

21.03.2025 00:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gel sucks. Another good day to be a hater.

21.03.2025 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Link to the gofundme for our friends and peers please donate if you are able πŸ’•

14.03.2025 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 125    πŸ” 124    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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FISK: I want you to stop what you’re doing…and fill that hole
CONSTRUCTION GUY: I can’t sir, I’m woke
BYSTANDER: He’s woke, he won’t do it

07.03.2025 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ’΄ R A I N M A K E R πŸ’΄

07.03.2025 04:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Fruit fan fiction??????

05.03.2025 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Does this break the TOS

05.03.2025 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Looking

02.02.2025 07:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Cmon man

25.01.2025 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Not the Temu Kane fit

25.01.2025 04:48 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We need more spaghetti westerns involving Koreans mogging imperial Japan tbh

25.01.2025 04:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I remember 2 years ago laying in a recliner with my cat sound asleep on my lap while playing RDR2 and thinking to myself "this is my high point, it's straight down from here" and wouldn't u know it I was fuckin right

15.01.2025 06:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I treat every every buffet like it's an elden ring boss

25.12.2024 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine getting killed in broad daylight with a single shot bolt action pistol and everyone unanimously celebrates it lol

05.12.2024 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Revisiting Radar Bros as I spiral closer towards 40 smdh

27.11.2024 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Donate to Support Marc’s Fight Against Cancer, organized by Lauren Day Dear Friends and Family, I’m reaching out to share some difficult news about my br… Lauren Day needs your support for Support Marc’s Fight Against Cancer

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23.11.2024 16:28 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

Ok another question: why are there so many Chicago glazers on this app? I mean i get it, it's a great city, but every other post is a generic photo of the downtown skyline with some tired yappin like 'I love sunsets because every one you see is a beautiful painting made just for you'

17.11.2024 01:25 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You guys. The pizza.

17.11.2024 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's joever :(

16.11.2024 06:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why is every other post on here someone sayin shit like "time to introduce megablocks to bluesky"

16.11.2024 06:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Where I need it

16.11.2024 05:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Replaying the tyson ass shot in the credits is crazy

16.11.2024 05:53 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Netflix's servers are fighting for their lives rn

16.11.2024 05:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If Mike loses, it's gonna be white boy summer for the next decade

16.11.2024 04:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Turned the fight on just in time to see inside that woman’s eye-socket

16.11.2024 04:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tyson ass shot hell yeah we're back

16.11.2024 03:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Time-lapse of a dog after eating a bee

15.11.2024 06:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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