Gelboy84

Throwback to the night in Ibiza where friends dared me to sit over a gunge tank in a club — and got what I richly deserved.

I would be game.

Creamed. #douche #wam #hairruined

I gelled. I posed. I got slimed beyond recognition. Where’s the justice? #wam #douche #hairruined

I just love the smell of hair gel in the morning...

Let’s not leave this up to a poll, I know how that ends... ;-)

Why not.

I ran into someone who really, really doesn't like me. #douche #hairruined

Some people say I deserve it... like 200%

Only if someone would actually nominate me.

Absolutely.

I feel your pain.

Wow, I know some people who would be delighted to see me up there.

It's hot - I said. Why don't you get into the pool, douche - they replied. #wam #poolfun

Wanna mess this up? 👇I dare ya! 😎 #wam #gelledupdouche

Okay, so maybe I had it coming. Maybe. #wam #douche #humandessert

From splattered to spotless... Luckily, I clean up nice. #wam #gelled

GYOB style? Why do I feel like you’ve been waiting for this moment... But fine. Send your pitch.

I was basically a human sundae... What would 'far enough' even look like?

All that for some gel...

Ah. Never heard that one before 😎. Curious though: how would you dish out my comeuppance?

What crime did I commit this time?

You sound way too happy seeing me like this.

Well. That escalated. #gunged #wam

Sure. I actually dare ya. 😎

Someone: How are you this clean and still scream 'needs a dunk in gunge'? Me: Just try me. @gungelads.bsky.social #WAM #DunkableDouche #Stillcrisp

I've been told I'm "long overdue" for a good gunging. Can't imagine why. 😇😎
#WAM #DunkableDouche #MessMagnet

Well, yeah... I know some people would just love to see me there.

Probably deserve a good pie in the face...