“I came here with my DICK in my hand! Don’t make me leave here with my foot in yo ass, be cool!!”

Nigga YOU be cool! I see at least three charges in this statement alone

I forgot all about these books I used to love them

This so petty but FELT lmao

Before D.C. Airport Collision, Lawmakers Brushed Off Warnings And Boosted Flights Despite midflight near-misses and dire pleas, airline-bankrolled lawmakers recently expanded flight traffic at Washington’s busy airport.

🚨BREAKING: Months before tonight's fatal DC plane crash, lawmakers brushed off dire safety warnings & passed an industry-backed bill adding more flight traffic at the airport.

"Increasing slots at this airport undermines safety," an opponent pleaded.

I thought it was sign too but the way my dating life been going I'ma proceed with caution 😂

😂😂😂

Went on a date the other night and we unknowingly coordinated outfits. Wore the same exact shirt and jeans colors, and had on his and hers versions of the same shoes lol

Protein products containing lead and harmful metals bc of the soil they're grown in is some American ass shit

Violence really is the only answer smh

UnitedHealth, employer of slain exec Brian Thompson, found to have overcharged cancer patients for drugs by over 1,000% The report is the latest indictment of America’s broken healthcare system.

UnitedHealth found to have overcharged some cancer patients for drugs by over 1,000%

Felt

Men, WHY DON'T YALL ASK QUESTIONS???

Omfg it's like pulling teeth without pliers.

After 3 exchanges where I asked the open ended questions, I'm no longer interested in the conversation.

I like the Broncos for the upset

Can't wait till my niece get old enough to video call me lol

The #s: Ravens set a single-game franchise record with 299 rushing yards, including 186 by Derrick Henry. The 299 rushing yards are the most the Steelers ever have allowed in a playoff game, and the most any team has surrendered since the 2012 Packers, who gave up 323 in a Divisional Playoffs vs

I'ma stop bluffing and get season tickets next season. I minus well lol

Charles Person, youngest of the Freedom Riders, dies at 82 Bruised and bloodied while traveling through the South in 1961, he challenged segregation on interstate buses and in terminal waiting rooms.

Charles Person, who was the youngest of the Freedom Riders in 1961, has passed away at age 82.

With his passing, Hank Thomas is the last remaining of the original Freedom Riders.

www.washingtonpost.com/obituaries/2...

Best accident ever

Yes. I love a happy medium lol

I hate the extremes of both equally lol

Cold as hell and sleepy lol how are you

Good morning! ☀️

Always in my heart >>>>

Do not feel like the gym this morning but let me get my ass up lol

Think I'ma grab some wine, make some dinner and find some new year journal prompts to complete tonight

This. Also, invest in a foam roll. It will change your life

The Stanley cup thing is getting out of hand. Ppl be having 10+ cups, that's ridiculous. Y'all have a problem!

2 Oregon men die from exposure in a forest after they went out to look for Sasquatch Two Oregon men were found dead in a Washington state forest after they failed to return from a trip to look for Sasquatch, authorities said Saturday.

Two Oregon men were found dead in a Washington state forest after they failed to return from a trip to look for Sasquatch, authorities said

I agree. As a woman, too.

No it wasn't that bad thankfully, it was at the end so it did spill but it stopped on it's own. The dude was cool tho he was like "this happens all the time" lol