Carrion Sam

I'm sorry but I don't think we can logically argue with people who think bombing Iran will bring back Jesus

And I don't know what to do about it from this 3½ flat in Montreal, Qc

What a wonderful day to be literate

It was my main worry

Also I wanna mutter "tits with teeth" but vipers have fangs and it's unfair

We should have his series of tubes tied to avoid being pregnant with such ideas

... interesting mental image and by this I mean why did I read this knowing I get vivid intrusive thoughts all the time?

We can add this in post

Hey girl

Wanna be Lara Croft and anger some incel fanboys?

I think movie directors should just grab random people from the street to act in their movies, for immersion and to stop seeing these same tired botox-and-filler faces that keep giving moviegoers some sort of parasocial psychosis.

Need to run a series of experiments on chimps to see how many bananas it takes to turn them into a pedo

i was a child of the 80s and sibling rivalry didn't exist in our house because we all got punished equally no matter who fucked up

At my ex's place, her mom would scream at everyone because of her own fuckups. It was interesting.

I can fix her

... but do I want to?

Yes, nothing

SHE has some, on herself, I don't

I'd say "who do they think they're fooling" but sadly, they do manage to fool a lot of their citizenry

The irony of the US and Israel calling any other nation "an existential threat."

Plus the kids would be there

She's not the crazy violent one, just the lazy one

Oh dear this is some X-files level weapons-grade red flag

Sounds like a plan!

The kids would be there obviously, but still, not sure if safe

So my ex (mother of my kids) invited me to Portugal in September

Am I in danger?

I can't read the definitions through all that brine

"For scientific study"

there should be a numerical determination of "severalteen" for estimates between 10 and 20. sorry if that's too political or controversial

A sufficiently dedicated poster could have a lot of fun today by arguing for breaking two-party rule in the US by voting for the Green Party and then pointing to UK election results when pressed

The human mind is amazing. It can create a person, a whole history with them, a future. It can make you feel loved.

It’s also the same piece of equipment that makes you fart in the tub and then laugh.

So, you know. Take the compliments with a grain of salt.

self care idea: run after that raccoon and ask him to befriend you

I never forgave this game for instantly killing my character by electrocution trying to replace a lightbulb, the first ever time I played...