Carrion Sam

Chocobos are Anicinape? They say Kweh

fucken techbros watched that one episode of tng where they tried to disassemble data for study and think if we define an llm as conscious we can't shut it off. man we kill conscious beings every day on this stupid planet. unlike say, 70k gazans, terminating claude would actually benefit humanity.

Soju is love

Oh no

My daughters love soju a bit too much

A bumper sticker on the back of a black Toyota Rav 4 that reads "my other pee pee is a poo poo"

Here's a bumper sticker I saw...

#peepee #poopoo

... better have that checked

We create the terms of our own comfort

Words of wisdom

Woo!

I'll start raiding the neighborhood for firewood. And a stove.

i just took a deep breath and got charged 20 bucks

do folks from outside north america ever just stop and go like "what the fuck is a wolverine?"

These things? Are they even legal?

I'm unable to tell as of now

Before I ask them, are you open to the idea of a soft comfy chair?

This is a tall order, let me see if the ethics committee is okay with that

All I want is to burn a dozen logs of maple wood in the fireplace while looking at the darkness outside

I think most our data is not significant and should be deleted. We used to forget things happened, now some server in a remote part of Wyoming remembers that I bought a pack of gum on January 7

If you get halfway through the Old Testament and still have faith, you're probably a true believer, but certainly have a bizarre moral code.

sorry no I can not turn my camera on for this zoom meeting because I am the reincarnation of narcissus and if i see my own visage I will become consumed with it and stare obsessively at my own face until I die

this is unironically the same problem as environmental collapse, at its core

commercial just said to me "this isnt just another paddle, this is a ~revolution~ in pickle ball ~technology~"

Reproductive justice is about more than birth control and abortion rights. For white women, it has always been about the freedom FROM having children. For Black and Indigenous women, a major part of the historical and ongoing struggle is the freedom TO have children, and to raise them.

me: if i had kids, i’d be such a helicopter mom

you: you DO have kids

me: WHAT

I have no business being so enlightened and wonderful

Tim's dead since Burker Ging bought it

windows 13 will not be an operating system it will be a curse that must be lifted

... so like any other version to date?

Let's discuss it over a Labbatt 50 and a poutine

sti d'crisse, hein?