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@kylebutoverhere.bsky.social

Someone please feed the cats while I'm gone. 1. FC Köln

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Alright, I'm gonna head out for Lent. See you, uh, in a while

18.02.2026 04:59 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Yes

18.02.2026 02:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How many of those do you suppose be has boxed up in his garage?

18.02.2026 02:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh, yeah. Time to jump on the prompt post train and get that sweet, sweet discourse going.

Ok everyone: What is Witch Vomit's signature song?

18.02.2026 02:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Sitting on the back deck and giving serious thought to just never going back inside

18.02.2026 02:02 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm really, really considering it here at the 11th hour

18.02.2026 01:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Happy birthday!

18.02.2026 01:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I called a total of 4 plays (2 on offense, 2 on defense) and there was nothing be could do to beat me. I would let him pick my team and he could be the all-pro team, didn't matter. I would tell him which receiver I would be throwing to. Couldn't stop it. One day he got mad and threw the chair, lol

18.02.2026 01:00 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The biggest video game crash out I've ever been a party to was a time when a friend (badly) threw an office chair at me

This was back in the Dreamcast days. My buddy had whatever NFL game was current at the time, and we played it a lot. At some point I discovered what may have been a glitch

18.02.2026 01:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

So many good choices in their catalog

18.02.2026 00:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ah, just got home from work. Let's check out the ol bsky feed

(Sees the RFK and Kid Rock thing)

Hmm

(Puts phone into cannon, fires cannon directly at the sun, goes to read a book)

18.02.2026 00:02 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Fine, I will be the interim director of the MLBPA

17.02.2026 22:58 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fine, I guess I will learn how to ice skate

17.02.2026 22:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I thought "wow, I must be older than Cory Booker" only to be really confused when I looked it up and that was not the case

17.02.2026 22:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

In some good news, got a dismissal with prejudice for a client today, helllll yeah

17.02.2026 22:20 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bananas and Blow by Ween

17.02.2026 22:17 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

My new hero

17.02.2026 21:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm out of cold brew so I'll just drop a couple adderall into a regular cup of coffee

17.02.2026 21:02 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
One post making the joke that Tony Clark is resigning to spend more time with his family, and a second post making a home that he's resigning to spend less time with his family

One post making the joke that Tony Clark is resigning to spend more time with his family, and a second post making a home that he's resigning to spend less time with his family

Bluesky, The Sports Website©️

17.02.2026 20:59 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

It's fucking incredible

17.02.2026 20:56 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Former client stops by to drop something off.

Him: Good to see you're still employed. You haven't been replaced by AI?
Me: Not yet.
Him: You know what that stands for?
Me: (Shrug)
Him: Assholes international

17.02.2026 20:52 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Are there no burritos abroad?

17.02.2026 20:44 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

🚨 IMPORTANT 🚨

17.02.2026 20:14 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Historian of medicine here. Yes. Yes, they did.

17.02.2026 17:47 — 👍 14640    🔁 3609    💬 52    📌 87

So good

17.02.2026 19:49 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

but I didn't like the other 2 guys (8 year old Kyle vindicated).

There's a whole lot more I could learn about Rev. Jackson, but it's clear that he was an incredibly important person that they don't seem eager to teach you about in (white) public education. I wonder why 🤔

RIP

17.02.2026 19:45 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Been trying to think of something to say about Rev. Jesse Jackso all day, but my big dumb brain isn't helping me out. My first memory of Rev. Jackson was from the 1988 election. I don't remember much, but I remember I wanted him to win. Obviously at 8 years old I wasn't aware of his decades of work,

17.02.2026 19:45 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It really does rule so hard

17.02.2026 19:38 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hell yeah, I'm excited for them

17.02.2026 19:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Don't see much soccer posting from you, but I'm this case you're absolutely correct

17.02.2026 19:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0