kyleraiser III: kyle on Earth

It was a win, though, so

This is my way of saying "see you at lunch"

The good news: I took Thursday and Friday off, so I get a four day weekend 🥳🥳🥳

The bad news: Uh, I have a lot of work to do between now and then 😭😭😭

Counterpoint: Nebraska beat Cincinnati, so they should be #24

Happy Indigenous People's Day. Please remember that we here in what is called the United States are living on stolen land.

I am a man of the people

Put in my one season of ARCA, thought I was going to have to wreck Frankie Muniz in my first truck race

This will be my dedicated NASCAR 25 thread. If you don't ever want to see me talk about playing NASCAR 25, this is the thread to mute right here 👇

It very well could be his last shot, and he's been having a hell of a year, really. Maybe he'll finally get it done

Just for the record, I picked Denny to win it all in my bracket challenge

Bruins are 3-0, hell yeah

When somehow the question "how much is in an 8 ball" comes up at family dinner and you reflexively answer a little too quickly 😬

and they're calling it the most blackface couple since amos and andy

Huskers win graphic with the creepy old corn man mascot

Huskers are 5-1, lfg

Incredible way to shit the bed on that drive, Huskers

He said "never seemed like much of a rivalry to me, we just kicked their ass all the time."

Anyway, Union Omaha vs Greenville next Wednesday, are you ready?

Many years ago, at my old job, we did some legal work for Bob Gibson. Yes, that Bob Gibson. We would ask him all kinds of stuff, and he was cool as hell about it. One time we asked what it was like to be a part of the Cardinals-Cubs rivalry.

Finally, people are seeing the light

It makes me so happy to see this. Truly some of the nicest people I've ever met, incredible, dedicated musicians, and they put on a live show that will blow you away. The time to get on the Joker's Republic bandwagon is right now

Cold weather will be here before you know it, and your neighbors could use some support

Need to knock myself unconscious so the next 12 minutes will fly by

It’s so embarassing when you accidentally type your password into the username field and see your password naked.

Nope, I was way off

If you think "there's no way he's talking about me," yes, you too, asshole, accept the praise

Stand by for today's earnest post:

I'm so incredibly grateful for the people in my life right now, you all truly don't even know how wonderful you are.

We now return to bad jokes and swears and whatnot

To be fair, at my wife's graduation this spring, the commencement speaker was graduating with a paralegal degree and I tried to yell "TURN BACK NOW, WHILE YOU CAN" but my son covered my mouth out of embarrassment

My wife to my son: You should grow up and become a lawyer.
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOO

Hopefully they didn't look up any of the AntifaCorp™️ corporate docs

The ultimate "you forgot to assign homework" betrayal

I'm over by Westroads, so you can just hop on 680