Shenayim Kolmarryn

"Your Honor, I simply threw a sandwich at the Maserati. I think we already have precedent on that."

"That sandwich was six feet long and four feet thick."

"It didn't even come out of the wrapper, Your Honor."

"Kaijoy" had occurred to me, too, but you beat me to it.

A female anthropomorphic lesser ("red") panda, whose fur is in shades of purple, with a white mask and gray stripes. A darker purple patch, almost black, extends like a downward-pointing triangle on her chest. She is topless (although without details), and wears button-up khaki knee-length shorts. She perches on an abstract background of green and blue, against a starry sky over a sunset.

I hide my badge when I see him around at FC, because he's threatened me online before and I don't want to find out whether he's capable of following through on it IRL.

My four-armed self thinks he's a creep and a jerk, for whatever it's worth.

"They kicked me out when I forgot to put a filter in the coffee machine, and then I overbrewed it anyway."

How do you think they became flatfish?

You may have misspelled "sole," yeh?

I figgered sure y'd be more innerested in an unbirth-day!

I got no 'dea what thass s'posedta mean. ;)

P.S. For anyone who knows Shenayim and the eye dialect I use when roleplaying hir, that's probably not happening hir. It's writing here, not speech! :)

So, I have been desperately quiet here since I created this account, in part because I wasn't sure what I wanted to do with it. I'm probably going to leave my "main" account as sort of a polymath general interest account, and use this for a mixture of vaguely in-character stuff and writing thoughts.