Crooked Edge

As long as you don’t need gas, groceries, affordable healthcare, retirement savings or constitutional rights, things aren’t so bad.

You have copyrighted dumbass, congrats

We are slouching toward Gomorrah at light speed now, ah ok.

Baby boom yes, but many mothers (mine) returned to work when the kids were old enough to be in school. My older sister walked me to and from K thru grade 2.

Lol they’re so popular they need armies to protect them in public. Who are these people?

three dwarfs are standing next to each other on a yellow brick road . ALT: three dwarfs are standing next to each other on a yellow brick road .

Oh you haven’t met the night shift yet?

conservative women probably watch more porn with their mates than the average woman

this oil crisis is going to put the hurt on the GOP's TX benefactors for sure

the orange turd ate his homework

Thanks for confirming your cult membership status mr. apolitical expert, now go get us some cheeseberders.

artificial ignorance

lol Trump just see her only performance review and fires her, probably didn't even know about Corey the Trashman

RELEASE THE TARIFFS!!!!

fighters take risks, she'll fight another day

It's Murc's Law for Posters - only Bluesky posters choose to breathe their own exhaust, while X posters are forced to breathe their own exhaust by circumstances far beyond their control, which makes them far more engaging!

his Dad's gonna sue their Dad too

less reductionist than disgust with ineffective rhetorical styles

You absolutely positively do not under any circumstances have to hand it to them! What's really the point of that anyway? Leading with salutations and concessions before criticism is for debate club not the real world.

swerved right into it

I voted for her b/c I feel like JT is but a smoother version of Beto. We've tried the nice white guy route several times and it's not working. She energizes the base which is really TX only hope for getting back in the game IMO, these milquetoasty centrist dudes just don't impress the gettables.

It's like the interstate highways - "YOU MAY NOT LIKE US DESTROYING WHOLE TOWNS AND NEIGHBORHOODS TO BUILD THIS BUT WAIT'LL YOU EXPERIENCE HAPPY MOTORING AND LEADED EXHAUST FUMES ON YOUR FRONT PORCHES!!"

we contain multitudes! she's genius!

the silly district runs from SA to El Paso, because y'know, mescans!

Like a trust fund brat who spent all the funds and now wants to claw back his dead Father's charitable donations. That ship done sailed losers.

lol in an "energy" briefing of all things

I defy one person to show me evidence of Trump or any other elected male Republican defending themselves in an actual fistfight. They all hat and no cattle as we say in TX. The limp dicks started with Bush and has just been a parade of similarly pampered Republican princes elected ever since.

What a great way to force the enemy to its knees! So obvious that none of these Republicans know how to stage a real fight.

DNC should have spent money on texting every TX Dem voter the correct location of their polling place instead of begging me for $20.26 every five minutes. Vote early next time to avoid these stunts.

Yes but what are we destroying with them? Air defenses and police stations? Iran's missiles are well-hidden as we now know, they haven't even started the offensive. They hold their cards until the volleys slow down then start sinking oil tankers in the strait a few miles away. Their game to lose.

hundreds of miles from Iran, that's a general war not a targeted one