Ideological Pest Control

More work than he’s done in decades

Not when factoring in MAGA's weight

we'll potentially probably maybe pinky-swear promise ring reversal of the bad things we did to you

It's going to affect every city airport soon enough, those flights aren't just doing donuts in the sky.

dude send me one million dollars and iI will innovatively engineer a totally new look for you, think John Travolta in SNF, lush wavy hair, perfect curl of chest turf, "real" balls bulging, etc.

welcome aboard Gramps

Stupid people and their anatomy

"They're Peeing In My Punchbowl"

also Iron Maiden's Number of the Beast

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Everyone likes their own brand

fucking perfect

125M lbs.?? Is MAGA moving to Argentina something?

Enabling adult children to lead large organizations runs against logic and physics, which cannot be escaped. Those forces will overcome any external manipulations by their sheer and persistent ubiquity.

Confucius say communism bad not work

And why haven't they hired Glem Greenwald yet? He's the poster boy for that angle.

Haw

a man is walking through a chain link fence in a prison . ALT: a man is walking through a chain link fence in a prison .

down bitches

The effect on their own pocketbooks was paramount

all median voters eat their boogers like Cruz, I read it in Funk & Wagnalls

and he will never be on the ballot again, sayonara suckers

yeah fuck that place, no class

All dudes names "Rocker" will be forced to play Smoke on the Water on a ukelele every morning

The DTs have a new meaning

Thank you thank you, I'll be at Don's Waffle Station in the Poconos all next week.

last night made him more punch drunk than usual

they'll soon be brand new dusty husks where people will hold giant rave parties filled with homemade skate ramps and crust punk squats when the bubble bursts

yes but bone spurs, you can't be a military leader Donnie

Like a megaphone for the politically illiterate

Keep it up, doing a great job. Next he'll be accusing us of wanting to feed children.