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I care. He/him Answers to oi, mush, was that you, etc. Arsefoot.

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09.03.2026 11:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jake Bugg is pretty ace imho.

09.03.2026 11:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

09.03.2026 10:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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08.03.2026 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
PEOPLE are often asked
what their dream job is. Mine
would be third choice goalkeeper
for a Premier League Team.
Getting paid a fair old wedge to sit
and watch football in great seats
while knowing there's not much
chance your boss is going to call on
you really ticks all my boxes. If this
magazine's editor happens to be in
contact with any managers, please
feel free to pass on my details. As
a sweetener, I'd do it for half the
money any top team's current third
choice keeper is on.
Adam, Manchester

PEOPLE are often asked what their dream job is. Mine would be third choice goalkeeper for a Premier League Team. Getting paid a fair old wedge to sit and watch football in great seats while knowing there's not much chance your boss is going to call on you really ticks all my boxes. If this magazine's editor happens to be in contact with any managers, please feel free to pass on my details. As a sweetener, I'd do it for half the money any top team's current third choice keeper is on. Adam, Manchester

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08.03.2026 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 187    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 5

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

08.03.2026 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜ŽπŸ‘

08.03.2026 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So I believe. Load of old codswallop, if you ask me.

08.03.2026 16:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Remind me to get 4kg of bombay mix tomorrow for a thing.

08.03.2026 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I seldom block unless they're paedos or far right arseholes 😎

08.03.2026 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's pants when that happens. Your other half has blocked me - I know why but the one responsible is poison and has blocked half of bluesky. We are grown ups and move on πŸ˜ŽπŸ‘

08.03.2026 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Indeed

08.03.2026 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Seen a Vote Reform poster in a house window. How sad.

08.03.2026 16:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‘

08.03.2026 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm proud of you.

08.03.2026 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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08.03.2026 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ikr.

08.03.2026 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Gobi Manchurian and a bottle of GewΓΌrztraminer.

08.03.2026 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Mukbang you say?

08.03.2026 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
New leader/corpse announced.

New leader/corpse announced.

RIP him.

08.03.2026 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dresses in pockets though

08.03.2026 08:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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#internationalwomensday πŸ’ͺ❀️

08.03.2026 08:41 β€” πŸ‘ 178    πŸ” 50    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ all done it

08.03.2026 08:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

*beats*

08.03.2026 08:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Dear Tony Blair

Fuck off

Yours

The people of Britain

08.03.2026 08:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Too pissed.

08.03.2026 08:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

But men keep replying 😎

08.03.2026 08:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wouldn't. Too old and busy.

08.03.2026 08:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

But are Kuwait goodies or baddies? I'm lost.

08.03.2026 08:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0