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U.S. Military Carries Out Strike On Scuffy The Tugboat ARLINGTON, VA—Saying the Pentagon had acted swiftly on an insider tip about the vessel having a “big adventure” planned, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth confirmed Tuesday that the U.S. military had car...

U.S. Military Carries Out Strike On Scuffy The Tugboat — theonion.com/u-s-military...

I "liked" your post, but I don't "like" your post. If you know what I mean.

Post from NowThis Impact - YouTube Robert Morris, founder of Gateway Church in Texas — one of the largest megachurches — admitted to sexually abusing a 12-year-old girl in the 1980s and will s...

Birds of a feather

Everything Falling Apart, Reports Institute For Somehow Managing To Hold It All Together WASHINGTON—Officials from the Institute for Somehow Managing to Hold It All Together warned that, despite their best efforts, everything appears to be falling completely apart and "getting way out of ...

Everything Falling Apart, Reports Institute For Somehow Managing To Hold It All Together — theonion.com/everything-f...

A $200+ million ballroom
$50+ million military birthday parade
$1+ billion refurbish of a private jet

And the Republicans are blaming the shutdown on Dems calling for an extension of healthcare for thousands of Americans.

What the actual fuck?

#GetTheRedOut
#GOP
#Republicans
#Idiocracy

Bluesky's Patent Non-Aggression Pledge - Bluesky Bluesky develops open protocols. We're taking a short and simple patent non-aggression pledge to ensure that everybody feels confident building on them.

Bluesky runs on open protocols with open source code. Today we’re taking an additional step and making a patent non-aggression pledge to ensure that everyone can build confidently on our work.

Learn more and read the pledge in our blog post: bsky.social/about/blog/1...

This should wake you up

Wow!

Jasmine Crockett for Attorney General in 2028.

I'm against fascism. Am I a terrorist?

Relaxing Tea Better Fucking Work SMYRNA, DE—Saying he needed to be transported to a tranquil, untroubled state of calmness pronto, local man Pete McCartin, 29, told reporters Thursday that a fresh-brewed mug of purportedly relaxation...

Relaxing Tea Better Fucking Work — theonion.com/relaxing-tea...

Who knows?

Out of all the dumb shit Ron Desantis has said over there years I think blaming Biden for poor 2020 census data is up there. I mean, 2020, I mean, Biden wasn't president yet, so . . .
Yeah, just fuck you Desantis. You have made Floridians dumber. #GetTheRedOut

Man Who Thought He'd Lost All Hope Loses Last Additional Bit Of Hope He Didn't Even Know He Still Had INDIANAPOLIS–Despite assuming that he had lost every last possible ounce of hope long ago, area office-supply coordinator Bob Dempsey, 31, was surprised to discover Monday that he did, in fact, posses...

Man Who Thought He'd Lost All Hope Loses Last Additional Bit Of Hope He Didn't Even Know He Still Had — theonion.com/man-who-thou...

#texasflood #nws #weather

I want a job with lots of power, six-digit a year salary, health care for life, and in which I do not have to do anything. Guaranteed for 6+ years
I want to be a US SENATOR FROM FLORIDA!
#SenRickScott

How is Donald Trump not an anti-Christ?

NO KINGS Tallahassee · No Kings **In America, we don’t put up with would-be kings.** NO KINGS is a national day of action and mass mobilization in response to increasing authoritarian excesses and corruption from Trump and his allie...

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After FSU shooting, outrage erupts over Florida Legislature's inaction on gun regulations The Florida House has approved a bill to lower the age of gun purchases, and the Senate has advanced a proposal to create what appears to be the longest sales tax holiday in history for firearms and a...

So Florida lawmakers answer to gun violence is to lower the age for firearms purchases and to remove taxes on ammo? What reality am I living in?

Nation’s Mumblers March On Washington Demanding Something Or Other — theonion.com/nations-mumb...