Mark Haselgrove

Nigel Trump, seems appropriate..?

Beastly mud and oomska...

...but I can use English language to ask Claude AI to read a paper, extract its data from git hub and simulate it with a neural network, with visualisations, and then write a report on what it's just done.

Go figure?

It is 2026 and...

- Google scholar still doesnt know the page range of APA publications

- Editorial Manager still hasn't worked out how to deal with passwords.

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed...

Record grain harvests.

Automatic captioning can cope with most of my nasal whine it seems. However it systematically fails to understand it when I say "Rescorla", which it takes some amazing guesses at.

Particularly like "The skull of Wagner", which sounds like a "choose your own adventure novel" for learning theorists.

Automatic captioning can cope with most of my nasal whine it seems. However it systematically fails to understand it when I say "Rescorla", which it takes some amazing guesses at.

Particularly like "The skull of Wagner", which sounds like a "choose your own adventure novel" for learning theorists.

Yeah, we've had this for a while. The great irony is that the major systemic IT issues we face as an institution have been caused by our own institution investing in shite software, not some terrifying email from outside.

I think the best part of the health and safety training course i just did was the 5 minute description of the institutional health and safety committee structure and reporting procedure.

This definitely made me feel healthier and safer

"Breakdown of trust' at University of Nottingham as Vice Chancellor told to quit".

a man is typing on a computer keyboard while making a face . ALT: a man is typing on a computer keyboard while making a face .

Publisher's contract signed.

New* book project is underway. Exciting times

*ish

Jesus. England are playing absolutely terrible. Even worse than last week.

Portuguese, I believe.

Not sure if I was part of a psychology experiment on imitation, or whether I have met a person who, like, Alexa, only communicates after an activation phrase.

5 min prior to deportation on a nice holiday boat trip I pop into a nearby coffee shop...

Me: Hi. Do you do coffees to go?
Waitress: Good morning.
Me: Hi! Do you do coffees to go?
Waitress: Good morning!
Me: Good morning.
Waitress: No, we don't.

call me when the chicks can scratch themselves with a broom

2 x full-time teaching associate roles in psychology at the University of Nottingham.

One role is for a fixed-term contract for 18 months from 1 April 2026 and the second role is for a fixed-term contract ending on 31st July 2027.

jobs.nottingham.ac.uk/vacancy.aspx...

2 x full-time teaching associate roles in psychology at the University of Nottingham.

One role is for a fixed-term contract for 18 months from 1 April 2026 and the second role is for a fixed-term contract ending on 31st July 2027.

jobs.nottingham.ac.uk/vacancy.aspx...

EPS 80th Anniversary Symposium – Call for Proposals To mark the 80th anniversary of the Experimental Psychology Society, we invite proposals for a special anniversary symposium that reflects on the current state of experimental psychology and its fu…

To mark the 80th anniversary of the Experimental Psychology Society, we invite proposals for a special anniversary symposium reflecting on the current state of experimental psychology and its future trajectory.

Please see below for information on how to submit a proposal!

eps.ac.uk/eps-80th-ann...

Even though it has become quite popular in recent years, it still feels isolated and magical. A very special spot.

No, a bit further south. Cheshire, Staffordshire and Derbyshire. This is the point at which the shires meet...

Not enough stiles, that's for sure 🙂

@lakesstiles.bsky.social en route to Three Shires head.

Basically a ladder...

Icy cold, but beautiful blue skies as we walked through Derbyshire, Staffordshire and Cheshire today...

Icy cold, but beautiful blue skies as we walked through Derbyshire, Staffordshire and Cheshire today...

People who normally dont make errors are making big ones

I think we can absorb it into our £85 million deficit.

It is quite the peculiarity that, as far as I can tell, all the winter olympic sports are variations on sliding.

No ice climbing, igloo building, snowball fights, snow shovelling, ice block lifting.

Just to note - I didn't steal it from the library to gift it away, Having acquired a second copy recently, I had put it there only 24 hours before, and found a better home for it.

I rarely engage in thievery these days.