Elise Marie

Lane 8s fall 25 mix is sooo good

I truly dislike that I wasnt born in Iceland or something

I adore you but next time do this on a Tuesday when we are all at work 😘

Real.

Its fun until you see something that makes bleaching your eyeballs sound like a fun time

The comments have me giggling despite how rude this is of them to do maintenance on my day off

But why did you have to do this on my day off? Must I journey to... wattpad??? 😩

So one guy on Tik Tok said the rapture is tomorrow and now so many people are convinced?

The internet has broken minds

Mondays are my Fridays which has made me like Mondays but now I am not too happy on Fridays because they're like Sundays

Cats are better than managers. Here's why:

- they mind their own business
- sleep 20 hours a day
- show their appreciation by purring
- use the same technique when they want you to do something
- don't arrange meetings with HR when you boop their nose

I cited actual Kirk quotes where he calls Black women less intelligent, demonizes me for being Muslim, & dehumanizes LGBTQ people—& his supporters are upset at me for “speaking evil of the dead.”

If quoting him is “speaking evil” maybe ask yourself why you followed someone who believed evil things.

Legolas - Blood has been spilled this night

My trusty tiktok algorithm has been completely flooded with pro Kirk, far right, and religious videos. They spout off about freedom of thought and speech and then saturate everything with their thoughts and ideologies. Bye tiktok ig

Guys my experiences are completely subjective, but I gotta be honest, if you log off social media and go about your day for a couple hours, it really does not feel like America is in mourning.

The problem with allowing guns everywhere is that no one is safe anywhere.

Let’s make one thing clear from the start: Charlie Kirk was the victim of a shooting in a country where he, along with other right-wing extremist influencers, have been inciting violence for years. — Kirk is neither a martyr nor a hero, he is a cause.

My gratitude for growing up in New Mexico and my best friend being from Mexico is endless. We eat WELL!

I made chilaquiles for the first time yesterday and they came out perfect! Well, almost. I didnt have any queso fresco. SO CLOSE

I honestly feel like all neurodivergents need at least a one-month-long sabbatical exclusively of laying horizontally each year in order to recover properly but the problem is capitalism makes it so we never make "month long sabbatical" money to keep us healthy.

Update - Cricket passed away this morning and sent an incredible rainstorm... she told me to dance in it. Even tho I am heartbroken. She told me to dance anyway

But her sister misses her and I know she misses her right back. These next few days will be full of tears. My partner is heading home to be with his dad who is hospitalized as well. When it rains, its pours. I usually love the rain... but not this time.

My old lady cat is dying. Her sister passed a few days after my birthday in December and she has been declining ever since. I got a new cat... 2 actually and they definitely helped but 15 years is catching up to her. I am not ready to let go. She feels like a tether to a simpler time.

Fuck social media read books

A little collie with a black-and-brown face and white-and-black body sits in her human’s arms with a sign reading, “I BITE FASCISTS”

Ditto.

I waited hours for this cloud to come near the lake #lightning strike reflection.

Nature is healing

The animals are worth it tho

I do really enjoy this job despite some of the insanely awful things I see (animal cruelty, severe injuries etc.) I only work 4 days a week which is great also but I am full time so my days are always 10 hour shifts and I don't think I will ever get used to that.

After the shit show that was Thursday at work in cat intake (I was by myself and 18 cats came in an hour before close. I cried.) Its nice just being in cat rooms today. Its quiet and no cats are available so I dont have to do socials.

BLEAK