李赛博 / Seb

Looks like my best work contribution today will be asking: "are we sure that's actually a problem?"

Has `parallel` always been this simple to use? Why did I stop using it then??

In web perf, the simplest way to reach a p95 of 200ms a year from now is to start with a p95 under 50ms today.

Accidentally removed an Iceberg table on S3. Luckily, just a drop in the bucket.

I mean ... I have 8 on this list; I just haven't traveled to those places.
Still think your statement likely holds true though

Most likely Go.

Misunderstood how the framework was doing upserts. It didn't work with compound PK. Overwrote a lot of important data with random UUIDs.
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It was then a loooong night...

When people ask me my address I always use this format:
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house # & street
city
state
country
and then
Earth
The Solar System
The Milky Way
The Laniakea SuperCluster
The Universe

Prerequisites Several, but I forgot what they are.

writing documentation

Think we escaped that. We had 3 solid years of baby shark in a loop though

This is an invite to sneak in and exploit the system and I'm here for it!

ok here we go...

Hopefully it's like "a lot" but .... we shall see!

How much can rector help us improve the experience of upgrading a PHP app version?

And then do it themselves anyway because the AWS one is too expensive?

Runtime-Extensible SQL Parsers Using PEG Despite their central role in processing queries, parsers have not received any noticeable attention in the data systems space. State-of-the art systems are content with ancient old parser generators....

New blog post by @hannes.muehleisen.org and @markraasveldt.bsky.social:

Runtime-Extensible SQL Parsers Using PEG
duckdb.org/2024/11/22/r...

This post discusses how parsers in DBMSs could be re-designed using Parser Expression Grammars for extensibility and improved error reporting.

Curious how much harder that last step is made by the fact you don't know the code much yet as well as if you'd written it.
Does it erase 10% of the gains you made by using ai? Or 100%? Or worse... 130% and you end up slower overall...

It... Confuses me with its anachronism. Not too sure what that says though... Bracing for the worst!

Hate that I laughed

Didn't you mean to say no one can prove God isn't real?

Oh alright then...

Realizing twitter's most endearing quality was that since it's a trash fire it was very easy to avoid spending too much time on!

Man... I'm so not an artist but I happen to have drawn this page I quite like a couple years ago

Give the sharpie to your kids and tell them to write whatever they want on the boxes if you dare... And we'll if you have kids I guess.
Embrace the chaos!

I went to the "small data conference" earlier this year and this is basically what I heard over and over again.
I think the ceo of fivetran said most people who have big data should enable streaming data capture instead of doing a full snapshot each time! OUCH!

LLM powered UI generation tools are amazing for people creating demos of LLM powered UI generation tools

So adventofcode.com Advent of Code starts today / tomorrow what language is everyone using this year?
I ... might do Kotlin because that's the work thing now and at least that'd be a fun way to learn.

quick quick! let's get all the followers before they arrive!
Also... was that a reference to @aaronfrancis.com ???!!!

So ... you're gonna leave us hanging like that? We too need the answer!

Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.