Iain

Well said. 👇

For all of you concerned about your holidays 🙄

Richard Tice and Isabel Oakshot - tax exiles escaping Dubai in a rubber dinghy surrounded by their Louis Vuitton luggage and boxes of Dubai Chocolate.

Won’t SOMEBODY think of the tax exiles?

Well, doesn’t that just cheer your day up? 🥰 😜

As Nigel Farage is now so concerned about the influence of "foreign-born voters" can he finally explain why a Kazakhstan-born billionaire appears to be bankrolling his own political party?

The alternative cover of Not The Royal Wedding featuring Rowan Atkinson and Diana Spencer.

Can never decide which cover I prefer.

The front cover of the Not The Royal Wedding book featuring Mel Smith, Griff Rhys Jones, Pamela Stephenson and Brian, the king of England

Some things actually become more astute with time…..

A screen grab of what’s playing on a HomePod.

This rarely happens; but this track has literally made me burst in to tears. It’s so beautiful. Stunning new album from Gorillaz. Their most cohesive body of work since Plastic Beach.

two men are sitting in a car with the words `` damage report ! '' written on the screen . Alt: two men are sitting in a car with the words `` damage report ! '' written on the screen .

Every day of the paedofascist’s presidency. Every morning. Wake up. Read the paper.

Helen’s post coital purring is one of the most audibly upsetting things I’ve experienced in quite some time…. #TheArchers

The Grand Old Duke of York
He had 12 million quid
He gave it to someone he’d never met
For something he never did.

My starter has always been “ADIEU”.

Me and my mate Matthew, whom I met at Stockton VI form college. We’re still friends and still brothers today. It were late 80s and I were back in Teesside and picked him up in the car in Boro and we went to Whitby.

YouTube video by War Child UK HELP(2) - Album Trailer - War Child Records

Now. HELP(2). War Child.

Post something from the 80s.

Lovely to see you again. X

Cmon ref it was a fucking million miles offside? The referees a wanker. The referees a wanker. Etc etc. big gay football stereotyping. Etc.

STOP THE BOATS!

YouTube video by Jane McDonald Official You Tube Channel Jane McDonald Ray of Light - Cruising with Jane McDonald Vol.2

The internet is literally not talking enough about Jane McDonald’s “Ray of Light”.

How’s your Sunday going?

I know. Thank goodness.

They’re the ones that drive over at 01:00 to find you crying and face down on the kitchen floor. Pick you up and give you a reason to carry on. That’s what I call a friend. Flakes, fakes and half bakes? Wanna know them? Ask the Beckhams and the Ramsays. Instafriendship. Cunts one and all.

Orange long haired cat with an Apple AirTag.

He gave me a reason for getting up in the morning. Truly.

NEVER Reflux. I’m a 55 year old homo and seriously, if you’re not tuned in to how fascism works, you’re a dick.

If Phil Collins is in the air, I’m out.

I bloody hate shopping. Despise it. Back in lockdown, walking around Morrisons at 06:00, waving my NHS badge and carting two shopping trollies…. One for her, one for us, ‘twas not fun. Still, at least none of us died. Because we took sensible precautions. #We’reHereWe’reQueerWe’reNOTGoingShopping

Nonceferatuu, (C) @jmcl1980.bsky.social, has never looked more beautifully upset or desperate. What a time to be alive, to see the end of the Elizabethan era.

I feel seen…..

Ocado frequently have Mutti on offer and it’s always worth stocking up when that happens I think. I do a weekly Ocado shop for delivery to my 86 year old Mam (she loves a bit of M&S action) and add our stuff as one order. I hate shopping, it’s an easy way to avoid people on Friday after work.

Eventually I’ll get around to slowly stirring something in a pot. Thinking of doing that Gibraltarian cabbage stew again - and this time, not scoffing it all in one go….