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Just burned me up that homeboy is citing a study that’s demonizing people who pretty much give up a significant chunk of their lives to be there for someone because they need someone around 24/7 just in case someone needs to know what to do if it’s 4 in the morning and someone says “hospital now”

I just want to throw in there I dare a motherfucker to say something about my aunt playing Candy Crush while waiting at the doctor’s office and try to call that playing video games

wasn’t time consuming either. I could handle my own beard, and after a brief conversation with an occupational therapist, I could wipe my own ass without hurting myself.

hour and a half. I got really good with folding laundry with my feet. Some caretakers may not be so lucky and end up doing the laundry for two people. You see what my hair looks like, so of course my caretaker didn’t have to spend shit for time washing my hair. Getting a shirt on or off me really

housework or running errands. I got an appointment? Looks like my caretaker has an errand because I can’t drive because God forbid if an airbag deploys out of a steering wheel into my chest, the staples holding me together will lose. 20 minutes each way and say 45 minutes at the office is almost an

Well, I was thinking like for example, after my transplant, my sternum was goo. I could do anything I wanted as long as I didn’t use my chest, which it turns out you use for fucking everything. In a situation like that, yes, the person taking care of me is going to spend 4 fucking hours a day doing

Can someone give an example of one of these non-disabled beneficiaries the study is talking about? Like just a general “Someone could be taking care of a disabled person even though Mike Johnson says these are all people without dependents. Because he’d never lie about anything like his sexuality”

I laughed the second I saw it was in the New York Post

Absolutely beautiful English. 11/10. No notes.

It’s okay to insult trends you were a part of. I have come to terms with the fact that circa 2005, I had both the chinstrap beard and spiky hair, and I wore a shirt that was probably at least half a size too small. Yes, I was a douchebag in my early 20’s.

Ogre Battle-Inspired RPG To The Grave: The Wildlands of Faenora Set For 2026 - Turn Based Lovers This intriguing RPG, clearly inspired by Ogre Battle but with a roguelite twist, has recently shared updates about its release date, so I figured it’d be

::gay inhale:: an Ogre Battle inspired roguelite?!?

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Ahead of the 1st shutdown of US food aid to hungry Americans in 60 years, some of the 200,000 Little Free Library locations are converting into food pantries. Thanks @littlefreelibrary.bsky.social

Yes, Gawd! Game developers, let me know if you need help with the programming. Give me all the yellow paint and sparkly stuff, but let other people have their realism.

That’s cool. I can interview a potential end user to enhance my project. This project involves scheduling nurses and assigning them patients. The hot charge nurse is conveniently in the same building as me. Well, not right now, but he works here

I skimmed through the incidents at Canada’s Wonderland and noticed a distinct lack of goose attacks. Clearly this means the one duck incident means the entire species is evil. The evil is what makes their skin crispy.

Speaking of, how is the drawing? If you’re not done, then you need to work on that, so I’ll go over here and be smart. If you’re finished, maybe I can think with the other head

This one usually takes care of feeding itself, has had one medical professional say “it appears to be quite difficult to kill you,” and has now had a third doctor give him a lecture about anabolic steroids before I figure out what’s going on and say “Aww. Thank you!”

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I was looking for one of Scovillian putting himself into a box postmarked for Germany, like a mail order house plant. I couldn’t find one like that so here’s this one.

I am feeling pretty terrible, but according to the people who know what they’re doing, I am doing very well medically.

You have to marry an American before you plead the fifth

::sigh:: Do you want to write a duck smear piece based on these findings or nah?

Brink in a drink? Like he could really do a whole series. Egg nog for December. Champagne for January. Something that usually precedes bad decisions around spring break time.

Congratulations, Mrs. Jazz!

Can you gather some statistics on these attacks for Sunday? I would LOVE a data analysis project that didn’t involve wrangling boneheads

Doctor in Ohio?!? Do they actually have those there or is this like a witch doctor type of situation?

My father did teach me the value of a clearly angry yet only moderately loud volume with every goddamn obscenity he could fucking think of at the damn time to use as kind of like a verbal highlighter.

Woman hit in face by duck on SeaWorld Orlando coaster, lawsuit says

@ryanwritesgood.bsky.social Maybe ducks are evil

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I heard he really knows how to get a network hard