Thumpster Fire

a red bunny with a mustache and crossbones ALT: a red bunny with a mustache and crossbones

I’m like seven hours late, but have an early morning glitter bunny

Maybe you can hold pens in there!

I thought you did that yesterday before we fed me to the werewolf again

Plenty of natural light to draw in, eh?

Don’t forget the big ass shuriken. I didn’t use it that much today, but I think I could hit her and her balls with it

Ah, yes, the dodge and poke them from behind technique

I am certainly not the world’s most discriminating fashion queen, but I don’t think your belt is supposed to hit your armpits

Email to USA Hockey

Formal invitation to the hockey team sent,,, if any people with connections to the hockey team wanna have them email my team my bio. I’m for real. 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

I have the most electrifying therapist

“Fuck yo couch, <redacted>”

What if I’m old enough to remember life before memes? Should I just yell a random Chapelle Show quote?

Maybe you should make it into a sculpture so you can say that you did some kind of art today

Also, why does a grandma vaping in a theater with her titty out make me think of a low rent version of Madea?

How long do you think it will be before the 2 year old grandkid catches a case? He’s already making escapes lmao

Wasn’t there a Dubya coloring book at some point?

‘It’s survival of the fittest’: the UK kebab chain seeking an edge with robot slicers German Doner Kebab aims to open at 25 new sites this year with self-service screens and healthy options aimed at gen Z

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Automated kebab vendors?!? @mwithak.bsky.social is so screwed if I find a way to make the order screens lock the doors

I like how we went from my description of “Bunny fighting bad guys with a shield and some form of meat on a stick with a vaguely annoyed expression on his face” to “skimpy armor”

Wouldn’t drawing be faster than vetting a security team?

I wonder if “force ourselves upon them” will be the new “your body, my choice”

Markus is supposed to be drawing every day. Our friend the kebab vendor needs to see a sketch before he sells to certain people. At least if he wants his kids to come home from school.

I already told you about the kebab vendor. I told him it was a nice place. It would be a shame if anything happened to it.

So he can draw something while he’s in there

See if there’s a pen in there.

I figured you’d like the Swedish chef shirt from yesterday. Bork Bork Bork.

At this point you should have realized that I’m not dressing like a slut for you unless you draw some sluts first.

You didn’t want to watch me stream today anyway. I’m just grinding in Nine Sols, and this tank top isn’t nearly hoish enough for you.

You are pretty adorable when you get asked about drawing something. We had this conversation on my way into work, so there’s progress by now, right?

I kept getting distracted by the ogling I was doing

Um…. Yeah! My meat shield strategy was totally intentional!

By us he means me 🙈