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Proud Dad | Underdog Protector I Using my sarcastic wit as go fuck yourself doesn’t always work | No war plans in DMs

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Tactically, there is a lot to learn from the pro-life movement. They settled for incremental change, took over state legislatures, persisted over decades, emphasized the most popular parts of their agenda, deployed appealing language...

09.03.2026 20:24 — 👍 59    🔁 14    💬 3    📌 1

Yeah, Iran must have "unconditionally surrendered", by naming the last Ayatollah's son as Supreme Leader.... Now wait a second.

09.03.2026 20:25 — 👍 25    🔁 6    💬 0    📌 0
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'Ridiculous': Kristi Noem's 28-year-old aide wasted millions on unusable ICE vehicles A former deputy to outgoing Homeland Security chief Kristi Noem saddled the department with millions of dollars in wasted funding for vehicles that cannot be used.U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcem...

Kristi Noem's 28 year old aide spent millions of DHS $$ to buy a fleet of of vehicles with ICE's logo clearly marked on them. Now they're sitting idle because the clearly visible logo gets the trucks and agents attacked, and prevents ICE from doing stealth raids.

www.rawstory.com/madison-shea...

09.03.2026 20:27 — 👍 595    🔁 257    💬 89    📌 27

it’s like they say: a woman needs a man like a country needs a warmongering serial killer pedophile for a president

08.03.2026 04:55 — 👍 361    🔁 62    💬 2    📌 0

The algorithm just showed me a video on quantum physics and entanglement theory and I’m so flattered it thought I’d understand all that.

09.03.2026 15:12 — 👍 58    🔁 17    💬 1    📌 0

We're all spiraling, you're not special.

-me, to me

09.03.2026 15:04 — 👍 58    🔁 18    💬 1    📌 0

Grinning about mass death and destruction. Yukking it up on the teevee about triggering a world war among nuclear powers. These people believe in the Rapture, but they make me believe in the Antichrist.

08.03.2026 14:49 — 👍 88    🔁 25    💬 5    📌 0

"Sorry if I'm the only one enlightened enough to see"

= the Platonic ideal of rage bait

08.03.2026 22:25 — 👍 49    🔁 5    💬 8    📌 0

Multicultural white supremacy has fully arrived.

08.03.2026 22:28 — 👍 134    🔁 39    💬 8    📌 0
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Top Trump officials rush to purchase nuclear war-proof bunkers after Iran attack: report Since President Donald Trump’s unprecedented attack on Iran last week, at least two top Trump administration officials have raced to purchase their own survival shelters designed to withstand an apoca...

A dude in Texas who makes bomb shelters for nuclear war has seen his business skyrocket this week.

Recent clients include 2 Trump admin members, and the rest were almost all “Christian, conservative CEOs,” which included “several of the wealthiest men on the planet."
www.rawstory.com/iran-war/

09.03.2026 04:35 — 👍 985    🔁 579    💬 130    📌 131

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09.03.2026 07:16 — 👍 48    🔁 27    💬 1    📌 2

That would be handy right now

09.03.2026 06:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

at least it was for a good cause that didnt entail countless civilian deaths

09.03.2026 02:28 — 👍 354    🔁 33    💬 6    📌 1

For those out there wondering what living in the mid 1970’s was like, you’re about to find out.

09.03.2026 02:39 — 👍 292    🔁 49    💬 27    📌 62

excuse me but they also had quaaludes

09.03.2026 05:55 — 👍 33    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 0

can we at least bring back disco, guys in short shorts, moustaches, and actors with interestingly flawed faces and bodies

09.03.2026 03:06 — 👍 1142    🔁 135    💬 61    📌 13

free and equal access to education for all that focuses on helping people realize their strengths and learn about the world instead of just trying to funnel them into the capitalism machine

09.03.2026 06:15 — 👍 10    🔁 6    💬 0    📌 0

amontillado me baby

08.03.2026 16:45 — 👍 26    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

I'm having trouble sleeping... 🙁

09.03.2026 06:27 — 👍 26    🔁 2    💬 3    📌 0

Every day I go to my mailbox looking for my $2,000 DOGE check, and just like the obituaries, I’m met with disappointment.

09.03.2026 06:14 — 👍 908    🔁 179    💬 51    📌 2
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Oh, this one's a classic:

One shoe, two shoe,
Stop blowing up brown children with my fucking healthcare money, you murderous ghouls.

I do not like it in a dump.
I do not like it by a trump.
I do not like it over there.
I do not like it anywhere.

09.03.2026 06:17 — 👍 1560    🔁 403    💬 16    📌 2

time changed but the mistakes we make inside it never do

08.03.2026 15:25 — 👍 8    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

I dunno, living behind a brick wall in somebody's basement sounds kind of relaxing.

08.03.2026 15:58 — 👍 207    🔁 55    💬 9    📌 2

Hi. Sorry I deleted. I got overwhelmed again.

04.03.2026 05:52 — 👍 57    🔁 13    💬 13    📌 0

Remind me to never grocery shop without a list (on weed)

09.03.2026 05:51 — 👍 65    🔁 21    💬 8    📌 0

Sometimes I like to end a argument with.. It must suck to be you.

09.03.2026 02:53 — 👍 30    🔁 9    💬 3    📌 0

Morning bell will be brutal.

Everything’s fine…

09.03.2026 06:15 — 👍 44    🔁 4    💬 3    📌 0
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The Dow futures dropped 1,000 points as U.S. oil approached $120 a barrel to start the week. Senile Satan was right, we can’t take all this “winning.”

09.03.2026 06:11 — 👍 1596    🔁 517    💬 110    📌 33

Your karma just backed over my dogma

09.03.2026 06:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0