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Proud Dad | Underdog Protector I Using my sarcastic wit as go fuck yourself doesn’t always work | No war plans in DMs

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Would not be surprised πŸ˜‚

06.03.2026 05:24 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Some MAGA folks actually think Kristi Noem got promoted.

🀣

06.03.2026 05:22 β€” πŸ‘ 337    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 53    πŸ“Œ 2
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Says someone who when it was his time to go to war, dodged the draft. 5 times.

06.03.2026 03:16 β€” πŸ‘ 172    πŸ” 68    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 5

He thinks he's smarter than the suckers and losers. Donald Trump isn't going to go get killed in a war. That's for the little people who don't matter.

06.03.2026 03:45 β€” πŸ‘ 201    πŸ” 65    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 5
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Donate to Keep Diane's Sanctuary Dream Alive, organized by Beth Hyman Update: An extaordinary amount has been happening behind the scenes here at Squirrelwood… Beth Hyman needs your support for Keep Diane's Sanctuary Dream Alive

I've posted the heartbreaking update to the GoFundMe. The town is not agreeing to the HVSPCA using this property as a shelter. This is devastating. I'm at a loss. I budgeted to March 1st transfer. You've always been there for me and D. gofund.me/966bfb70e

03.03.2026 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 97    πŸ” 72    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 14

Thank you to everyone that has donated and reached out 🀍🀍Croutonia 🀍🀍

06.03.2026 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 81    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

Just for saying disney you have to send them $25

05.03.2026 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Korean Hair Extensions: $670

Botox: $530

Lip Filler: $475

Misquoting Orwell while being the last person in the room to know you've just been fired: PRICELESS

05.03.2026 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2308    πŸ” 537    πŸ’¬ 148    πŸ“Œ 31
The front page has a headline over a bombed landscape with smoke rising. The headline reads β€œA war without a strategy”

The front page has a headline over a bombed landscape with smoke rising. The headline reads β€œA war without a strategy”

The front page of tomorrow’s Economist.

05.03.2026 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 179    πŸ” 64    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 7
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My MAGA Republican representative David Rouzer voted for the SAVE Act, a law that if passed by the Senate will disenfranchise millions of North Carolinians and could affect how some residents are able to cast their ballot. #SaveActTaxesVoters and needs to die in the Senate.

05.03.2026 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 334    πŸ” 207    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 3

More chaos to distract from the chaos

05.03.2026 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Trump’s Freedom 250 is a Christian nationalist hijack of America’s birthday. On May 17, Freedom 250 will stage a 12-hour prayer event at the National Mall, β€œrededicating our country as One Nation under God.”

05.03.2026 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Democracy’s replacement

05.03.2026 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We are literally living in Idiocracy…

05.03.2026 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 627    πŸ” 68    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 3

America is her gravel pit

05.03.2026 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kristi Noem will be remembered for treating the American people like she treated her dogs.

05.03.2026 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 208    πŸ” 45    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 1

Everyone should call Gonzales and encourage him to stay in the race. (Kidding. Kind of.)

05.03.2026 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 842    πŸ” 139    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 2
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Non-citizens voting in federal elections is already illegal and extremely rare.

So what’s the SAVE Act really about?

Forcing millions of citizens to dig up passports or birth certificates just to register to vote.

Solve a fake problem. Create real barriers. #SaveActTaxesVoters

05.03.2026 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1357    πŸ” 568    πŸ’¬ 103    πŸ“Œ 24
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Trump posts renderings of his White House ballroom.

This is his #1 priority.

05.03.2026 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 221    πŸ” 72    πŸ’¬ 70    πŸ“Œ 31
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Zelensky has done everything he possibly can to satisfy this admin while he fights a war of survival for his people. And the Trump admin has done nothing but repeatedly treat him with disrespect, scorn & ridicule. 2 days ago, Trump called him β€œPT Barnum.” This is how Z responds.

05.03.2026 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3999    πŸ” 1116    πŸ’¬ 241    πŸ“Œ 72

Jesus

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πŸ“

05.03.2026 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Which carries more weight imo

05.03.2026 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Like Alex Pretti and Renee Good.

05.03.2026 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 4494    πŸ” 888    πŸ’¬ 272    πŸ“Œ 36

Temporarily forever

05.03.2026 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Republican say a prolonged war would be a β€œfβ€”ing nightmare.” Trump’s war with Iran is expected to last far longer than the four to five weeks he claimed. Central Command has asked for more intelligence officers to report for at least 100 days, through September.
www.thedailybeast.com//leaked-memo...

05.03.2026 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 237    πŸ” 104    πŸ’¬ 48    πŸ“Œ 2

Totally accurate

05.03.2026 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I find this chart fucking FASCINATING!

05.03.2026 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 155    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 2