Skalos

I cannot sit through the Ten Commandments, it's so fucking looooooong

Dragon tf villain

Sometimes this is how that answer feels.

Right? Gotta lick all the blood and viscera off. Erm I mean become a clean and presentable member of society. Yes that. Right. Ahem.

I'm so good at being a human.

Seriously I am SUCH a messy eater it is SO embarassing

Exactly it is perfectly fair and reasonable for me a perfectly normal average human to eat a prey animal I mean a cow this is a very normal thing to do PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE SOUNDS YOU MAY HEAR COMING FROM THE BARN you are safe fellow humans you are not going to be eaten

I have never eaten a fellow human person and I would not dream of doing so as they are definitely not tasty DO NOT ASK ME HOW I KNOW THIS but the prey animals humans keep are fair game right? Like they're just sitting in their paddocks and those prey are gonna be made into burgers eventually

Very true. It's weird and arbitrary yknow

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Bonus Round pt 5

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Bonus Round pt 4

I watched this movie so much as a kid. I have 1 and 2 on dvd. Dragonheart 2 was my favorite though for erm obvious reasons

It's kind of annoying to exclude big franchises. I've definitely watched multiple star wars films 6+ times, same with Marvel. I've also done a LOTR marathon weekend at least six times too.
But also like I get it. Those are easy. They're popular and everyone has a fave.

Greetings fellow humans. I am not a vicious predator. You can trust me among your herd and with your wounded or vulnerable.

Oh that is not my stomach growling that's just me growling I am warding off predators don't worry it is very safe you are in no danger do not run

#dragonposting

MFF’s abit of a bust for us in the dealers den, we’re still open for one more day

S-2 If you still can’t find us, ask front desk on the left for directions or seek any map boards

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Bonus Round pt 3

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Bonus Round pt 2:

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Bonus round:

Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (either War or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.

Average kobold moment

This is me and @rainthedriger.bsky.social's relationship. Except they definitely encourage me to eat people.

Thank you based furry doctor for putting positive information on my feed

WELL NOW, would you look at that? A massive, 24-YEAR-LONG study of MORE THAN 1.2 MILLION people in Denmark found NO LINK between aluminum in childhood vaccines and autism, asthma, OR chronic disorders.

Aluminum is an ADJUVANT.

It ENHANCES your immune response to a vaccine.

That’s it.

Yeah, bud, she's comparable to Ragavan. A FIXED Ragavan, but a Ragavan nonetheless.

1 mana 1/2 that loots when it becomes tapped for any reason and mana-cheats all your non-creature spells? Honestly the real shock is that she's only uncommon

Okay but for real this is so reassuring. I've broken down into tears because I keep getting AI book writing services marketed at me and it's so demoralizing to see a craft I spent 20 years honing reduced to slop.
But it's reassuring to know they Sloppists can't emulate my spirit.

Me sitting here trying very hard not to gush about Lazy Scales book 15 because I haven't even started book 13 yet lmao

Holy shit Toon 2E!?

Instruction unclear, I have turned you into a dragon

How do you do fellow humans? I can't wait to spend 10-12 hours at a desk working on a computer, followed by a quick hunt at the supermarket for a delicious pre-slaughtered prey!

#dragonposting

Greetings fellow humans. I would like to politely remind you not to sneak up on me. No it's not because I might send you flying with my tail if I turn around too fast, or because my instincts might make me bite you. I am a human, I don't do those things. I just startle easily.
#dragonposting