X-ile in Skyville

I was rewarded with explaining to Quin the significance of Ophelia in Taylor Swift's new song with a rather loud & exaggerated yawn. I guess he needs to start going to bed earlier. SO tired!

"Charge it to the game" is just a hood way of saying "Suck it up" & I do NOT like that. ANY reference to "the game" bugs me bc nothing is just a game, not even spades & Uno. "The Game" is really just the Master's tools--taking advantage of those who have less (strength, money, power, etc.) than you.

"Let me get this done so I don't have to hear their mouth" is my main impetus for completing tasks. Imagine all I could accomplish if I had more people around whose mouth I don't want to hear.

glory hole but it’s hiding a giant acme rubber mallet

a woman is laughing loudly while sitting in a chair in front of a fireplace . ALT: a woman is laughing loudly while sitting in a chair in front of a fireplace .

Nah, seeeeee...???!!!

The most challenging part of cooking is calculating the number of people I am.

I bet our brains will come out of this ordeal very cool and normal

You have to tell them to make it small and crisp with no powdered sugar. Then when it cools down some, tell them to sprinkle the sugar on lightly. When it's big, it's soggy in the middle & when they put the sugar on when it's too hot, it has a weird greasy texture.

Soooooo…no one?

Hold up...
What's up, Doc?
Hello, Nurse!

I would die. I'm constantly looking for a v-neck, sleeveless, lightweight hoodie so I can have the look but not the heat. And people are out here making hoodies that seem bulletproof?!

"Can you blow me where the Pampers is?"

a woman is laughing loudly while sitting in a chair in front of a fireplace . ALT: a woman is laughing loudly while sitting in a chair in front of a fireplace .

A comment underneath a
Forensic Files video said: "Everybody gangster until they bring out the gas chromatograph mass spectrometer."

And it is so predictable. Anytime we do anything it's like they get whiplash. And we are always on guard because we know it could be violent or damaging in some kind of way, simply because we didn't do the "white" thing they wanted us to do.

My personal timeline is full of autistic people trying to explain that there isn't more autism than before, it's just that we're better at detecting it, and there's nothing more autistic than hoping explaining something at length will help matters when nobody is really listening.

Check Venmo

I started a family once.

Get this shit outta here. Except Animaniacs, but I recall that coming on after school (& by school, I mean college because I was fully grown rushing back to my room to watch that).

Did I make this up? I swear it happened on the Bird.

Wow. It's not like a gift you bought that you can take back. There's really no way to get revenge for this. Maybe send a bill for your services but good luck with that.

Try the news

"Face Not Recognized"
Ok, what you want me to do? Where are we going from here?

Maybe things have gotten so bad that we can't pretend that food is gonna fix it? (God, I hope it's not that!😖)

I’m street adjacent. Like I grew up in the hood, but my momma kept me inside. 😂😂😂

Is anyone else feeling more and more unsatisfied with food?

Me tooooo! Why is this? Even things that I love, I don't even eat that much of it. Like I've become bored with it or something. It's weird bc I've always been that type of person that NOTHING affected my appetite. Sad? Hungry. Sick? Hungry. Full? Hungry!

I taught 6th grade today…teacher out. No sub. They’re working on ratios so I gave them a project. Identify a food, four ingredients and the measurement for each one. They had to create a ratio table. This is what one of the groups turned in. 😒

Start them off with some crazy measurements like a gallon of milk, 2 teaspoons of flour, & a half-cup of oil. That should get them going!😆

At the very least they could have said how many pieces of chicken they needed!

santa monica should’ve kicked his ass a lot more often because now this beta bitch is running around doing hulk cosplay