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@coldandabsurd.bsky.social

thanks for the sour persimmons, cousin

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Screenshot from Inside No. 9. Helen McCrory and Reece Shearsmith on screen, saying “His name is Castiel”

Screenshot from Inside No. 9. Helen McCrory and Reece Shearsmith on screen, saying “His name is Castiel”

No matter what choices you make, whatever details you alter, we will always end up here.

24.11.2025 01:16 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Four fluffy kittens in a kennel.

Four fluffy kittens in a kennel.

Hello this is Cake, Popcorn, Chips and Pie

23.11.2025 23:22 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The Warrens were likely awful people and the Conjuring franchise lost its spark several installments ago but Vera Farmiga and Patrick Wilson are so charming it’s still easy to watch them even when they’re not given much to work with

23.11.2025 04:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I feel more solidarity with the alligators than with the people here

23.11.2025 01:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Incorporating “y’allidarity” into my vocabulary this instant

23.11.2025 01:02 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

I’ve said this before but film distributors that leave long gaps between releasing in different countries are murdering their box office draw. I love to support cinema but the average person isn’t going to spend $25 to see something they could have watched online three months ago.

22.11.2025 20:53 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Mamdani is charming and everything but the only thing I can grasp at to explain that meeting is that no one has ever acted like a normal person around Trump so he found that in itself so novel and incredible he got heart-eyes

22.11.2025 12:51 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

There is nothing my cat loves more than staring into the dark abyss behind the washing machine.

20.11.2025 11:42 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Becky.

18.11.2025 19:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A paperback open on a desk, close to halfway through, unaided.

A paperback open on a desk, close to halfway through, unaided.

Tempted to bump this book a star rating for how flat it lays without effort

18.11.2025 19:43 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Having bought a few tickets to events in London and Edinburgh I get emails for those more frequently than anything I can drive to

18.11.2025 17:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

A man here was arrested today for stealing a forklift which he then used to steal an ATM.

17.11.2025 23:47 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Bunch of links talking about Yunjin Kim and Daniel Dae Kim being in this movie, months before I started to compose this indignant post

Bunch of links talking about Yunjin Kim and Daniel Dae Kim being in this movie, months before I started to compose this indignant post

Just watched KPop Demon Hunters and why did no one tell me— oh you did try actually my bad

17.11.2025 23:44 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That character always reminds me of Tim Key in his task outfit.

17.11.2025 20:41 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Deranged

17.11.2025 20:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

What’s your lowest stakes pet peeve, mine is people who claim they got a dramatically shorter haircut but you can’t tell a difference

17.11.2025 19:56 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
Johnny, his now wife Emily, their dog Bucket, and John Waters under a flower arch

Johnny, his now wife Emily, their dog Bucket, and John Waters under a flower arch

Johnny Knoxville getting married by John Waters, peace is restored to the universe

17.11.2025 02:35 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Young orange cat in a kennel. Her tongue is out, having recently finished a Churu.

Young orange cat in a kennel. Her tongue is out, having recently finished a Churu.

Hello this is Mango

16.11.2025 21:33 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Did you supply your own disco ball?

16.11.2025 20:25 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

We have a dedicated postal worker who brings all our stuff to different offices. FedEx and UPS on the other hand always show up in bizarrely incorrect places

16.11.2025 20:18 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Does anyone know how long @thegooddotstore.bsky.social has carried Blooming Wild Black? I got a sample pack right when they started making tea but just got another and don’t remember this one 😍

16.11.2025 20:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Mr Clean Magic Erasers are my best friend

16.11.2025 14:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A screenshot from Animal Crossing with a room in my house that looks like the Taskmaster studio. Two thrones, five red and gold chairs, a screen on the wall, custom decorated panels, a television camera, a golden head on a table, and Alex’s iPad. I’m sat in one of the thrones dressed in a black suit with white shirt.

A screenshot from Animal Crossing with a room in my house that looks like the Taskmaster studio. Two thrones, five red and gold chairs, a screen on the wall, custom decorated panels, a television camera, a golden head on a table, and Alex’s iPad. I’m sat in one of the thrones dressed in a black suit with white shirt.

Started playing Animal Crossing for the first time in years and spent weeks straight on trying to get the materials to make a golden head

16.11.2025 14:27 — 👍 17    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

If she has a specific brand rec text me the link plz thx ☺️

16.11.2025 13:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Overnight my cat managed to knock down and unplug the camera we use to watch her when we’re not home, which does make you wonder what she’s planning

16.11.2025 13:28 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Have any of you tried those lamps that are supposed to help with seasonal depression

16.11.2025 13:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

General reminder you absolutely do not have to hand Marjorie Taylor “Jewish Space Lasers” Greene a goddamn thing

15.11.2025 21:09 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I have two birthday events and a haircut today so my social battery will be tapped out until Christmas

15.11.2025 20:07 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I hate that AI has made me approach cute animal videos with an air of suspicion. I resent having to harden my heart to the possibility of an unlikely friendship between a very large dog and a very small one

14.11.2025 14:01 — 👍 5194    🔁 937    💬 66    📌 49

Was thinking last night about how Rosemary’s Baby was a film that really shifted the tides on bodily autonomy and it was directed by a famous rapist. Have some common sense!

14.11.2025 13:27 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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