Holly

There is nothing my cat loves more than staring into the dark abyss behind the washing machine.

Becky.

A paperback open on a desk, close to halfway through, unaided.

Tempted to bump this book a star rating for how flat it lays without effort

Having bought a few tickets to events in London and Edinburgh I get emails for those more frequently than anything I can drive to

A man here was arrested today for stealing a forklift which he then used to steal an ATM.

Bunch of links talking about Yunjin Kim and Daniel Dae Kim being in this movie, months before I started to compose this indignant post

Just watched KPop Demon Hunters and why did no one tell me— oh you did try actually my bad

That character always reminds me of Tim Key in his task outfit.

Deranged

What’s your lowest stakes pet peeve, mine is people who claim they got a dramatically shorter haircut but you can’t tell a difference

Johnny, his now wife Emily, their dog Bucket, and John Waters under a flower arch

Johnny Knoxville getting married by John Waters, peace is restored to the universe

Young orange cat in a kennel. Her tongue is out, having recently finished a Churu.

Hello this is Mango

Did you supply your own disco ball?

We have a dedicated postal worker who brings all our stuff to different offices. FedEx and UPS on the other hand always show up in bizarrely incorrect places

Does anyone know how long @thegooddotstore.bsky.social has carried Blooming Wild Black? I got a sample pack right when they started making tea but just got another and don’t remember this one 😍

Mr Clean Magic Erasers are my best friend

A screenshot from Animal Crossing with a room in my house that looks like the Taskmaster studio. Two thrones, five red and gold chairs, a screen on the wall, custom decorated panels, a television camera, a golden head on a table, and Alex’s iPad. I’m sat in one of the thrones dressed in a black suit with white shirt.

Started playing Animal Crossing for the first time in years and spent weeks straight on trying to get the materials to make a golden head

If she has a specific brand rec text me the link plz thx ☺️

Overnight my cat managed to knock down and unplug the camera we use to watch her when we’re not home, which does make you wonder what she’s planning

Have any of you tried those lamps that are supposed to help with seasonal depression

General reminder you absolutely do not have to hand Marjorie Taylor “Jewish Space Lasers” Greene a goddamn thing

I have two birthday events and a haircut today so my social battery will be tapped out until Christmas

I hate that AI has made me approach cute animal videos with an air of suspicion. I resent having to harden my heart to the possibility of an unlikely friendship between a very large dog and a very small one

Was thinking last night about how Rosemary’s Baby was a film that really shifted the tides on bodily autonomy and it was directed by a famous rapist. Have some common sense!

It’s not over but when it is I will never, ever forget the “serious people” who buckled and compromised and abetted the torture and crime and murder for a fascist lottery ticket.

I didn’t say by whom!

Taskmaster screenshot of Greg saying “Suddenly this daddy’s looking a bit more attractive, isn’t he?”

I foresee this getting used as a reaction at every opportunity

#Taskmaster Series 20, episode 10

A DNA test
Long lost father and daughter
Four point reunion

The points don’t matter but it really was incredible to have no idea who would win Taskmaster until the very last moment

Don’t you have that shirt?

Nameless members of the group chat have been accused of having a Captain Hook kink